IT'S BACK!! *****FEST for September 19

Well, I've got enough energy today to start the big ball o'*****in' rolling, so let's go, folks! What's got your knickers in a twist? Your panties in a bunch? Who peed in your cornflakes this morning? Who's giving you the stinkeye? Let it out and let it flow. Cheaper than therapy and more theraputic than food. Standard Marquis de Queensbury rules apply: no judgments, no flames. Your feelings and opinons are yours and your alone.  10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...GO! I wi**** was Sunday already, so I could be sitting by the pool in Las Vegas with a big glass of something full of frosty, boozy goodness.  Why, oh why, does our newest furbaby, a.k.a. "Dr. Evil", insist that every day must be celebrated by totally shredding something paper or plastic and festooning the upstairs with it ? Dear neighbors: if you want to sell your cars, park them in front of YOUR house. I'm getting tired of answering questions about the damned things!!! Hey, pinhead! If you're going to drive FORTY, get our of the speed lane. In fact, get off the highway altogether! Why do my knee and hip totally KILL, for no earthy reason, right before we're going on vacation? To the youth of America: if you pants are so loose that you have to have a death grip on your wiener to keep them from falling down, BUY SOME PANTS THAT FRIGGIN' FIT! What the HELL happened to the Red Sox?? Although, I can't say it's unexpected . . .  Oh, I sooooo pissed that I had to turn the heat on twice this week! It's SEPTEMBER! Why is it in the 40s at night already?? Ew. I hate convenence store coffee. When will modern medicine just invent the caffeine patch? Okay, that's a start. I may be back with more later!

The Vikings suck!  You have no idea how much that bugs me.

You've got the same gripe as me!  I bleed purple and gold.  It was a rough game on Sunday.  But as a Vikings fan, we've gotten used to this.  SKOL Vikings!

Being a die hard fan sucks!  Tarvaris Jackson should not be allowed to ever see the ground of a football field again!

Oh Bette, I am so glad the *****fest is back!  Woo-Hoo! 

I guess my big ***** is that my two teenage daughters are behaving like, well, two teenage daughters.  That is consuming all my *****energy.

 

Why in the world do I have to work at loosing weight while my kids and hubby can eat whatever they want.

I thought of something else too -- you got me started now, Bette! I hate my scale.  I am eating right, drinking a ton of water and exercisizing my heiny literally off, but the scale doesn't move.  It is one that is supposed to tell the fat percentage and I never believe it, but it has been trending downward in fat percentage, but the weight doesn't move down.  I know I've lost a lot of inches, but it is time for that stupid scale to move already!

What the deuce?

Welcome Bette! I'm just soaking it all in!