What is a FART

cinja
on 8/14/08 1:09 pm - Memphis
Just looking for the proper context while in the locker room
Dx E
on 8/14/08 2:55 pm - Northern, MS
Explanation-
The current acronym equivalent there for “Wow!!”
On the Men’s Board is-
Fantastic Awesome Remarkable Tremendous (FART)
See Post-
http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/men/postdetail/11996.html? vc=0

A joke/idea gets to going
And it just won’t stop.

Best Wishes-
Dx


 Capricious;  Impulsive,  Semi-Predictable       

Scott William
on 8/15/08 1:05 am
Boner
on 8/15/08 1:34 am - South of Boulder, CO
Thanks for the link, Sheriff! Good old Buckeye......He be da man! I was just looking at some of his old messages and came across this beaut relating to my Boner moniker:

"Boner,

I remember when you got that name. You & I & Larry ( aka Wad) were kidding about taking on male porn star screen names. I wanted to be called Peter North...but that name never stuck. But you and Wad kept your manly names.  Some day I will be called the Peter North of WLS. "

Scott, I also recall your much-needed efforts early on in trying to keep the locker room a place for the boys. The "Sheriff" was born.   

Great memories from the early days of the locker room....

Boner
Scott William
on 8/15/08 9:31 am
Dx E
on 8/15/08 5:01 am - Northern, MS
I'm Old....
Sometimes My Link - No worky!

 Capricious;  Impulsive,  Semi-Predictable       

Robert S.
on 8/15/08 3:21 am - Modesto, CA
Fart is what happens when I eat too much SF candy.


BamaBob54
on 8/15/08 4:20 am - Meridianville, AL
It is the passing of gas through the anal orifice.  And brother, since WLS, they can be obnoxious and almost deadly!!!  You can sure clear out an aisle at WalMart whith a silent one when necessary!!   BwaHahahahahahaha!!!

It's also an answer to the ladies "WOW" moments - they "WOW" and we "FART"!!!
BamaBob54    756997.jpg picture by BamaVulcan04   ROLL TIDE!!!
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JFish
on 8/17/08 1:41 am - Crane, TX
While we're on the topic: Any of you guys have such bad gas build up at night when you're asleep that the cramps wake you up? I wake up most nights around 3 or 4 am and have to walk around the house a little bit to work the gas down in to launch position. Then I go back to bed and fart a couple of cubic yards before I can get back to sleep. Luckily my wife is a deep sleeper and has a poor sense of smell. It's kinda irritating. Not as irritating as weighing 450 mind you but still.......
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
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