Just starting to pass gas

My first fart. Just a little fart. You could barely hear it--

Woke up this am and got dressed to go to work for the first time since surgery. Pulled a shirt out of the closet that I bought two years ago but never wore because it was just a little too tight.

This morning, it swallows me. It's almost too big!

Very exciting. And time to start shopping for clothes!

congrats on your first of many to come farts. Better invest in some fart spray

great news.

Warning= Don't go hog wild shopping. You'll buy something n by the time you get to wear it it'll be too big.

Hit Goodwill n other thrift stores

Dittos to what Fritz is saying.  Unless you have to look good for work hold off on new wardrobe.  I have jeans and shorts I bought at start of summer that I need to find a new home for now.  Only staying up using a belt!  It is an awesome sensation though idn't it?

 Hey, those "squeakers" count, too!        

  Keep it up (or rather, going down), Aimless1 ..  !   

Probably one of the most rewarding parts of the journey for me is wearing **** that either I've never worn, because I bought it to small thinking I'd diet down to it, or wearing **** I haven't worn in forever. I'm sitting here today in a shirt and pants that I bought some time between '90 and '93 and underwear that I bought in about '97 and never wore because they were to small. Being the greedy ******* I am, I'm looking forward to wearing some of my  80's clothes here in the next month or two.

Go ahead and break out that checked polyester LEISURE SUIT Fish!!

BwaHahahahahaha!!!!

Never had the misfortune to own one of those disasters. I was in college in the early 80's when the leisure suit was in style here in TX and didn't own anything but jeans and tshirts. By the time I got out and started building a "proffesional" wardrobe, leisure suits were on the way out like 8 tracks. However, I do have a tan cordueroy sports coat with the leather patches on the elbows. You remember that phase from about 87 to 90?  I'll be wearing that bad ***** with jeans and ropers by the time Thanksgiving rolls around and my wife will be thoroughly embarrassed to be seen with me.

I was thinking more along the lines of the John Travolta white poly disco suit.....holy crap, that was the 70s wasn't it? Ah, to be in the early to mid-50s and remember the disco era, huh, Bama?

Boner