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Just came back from Gettysburg visiting the new visitors center for 2hrs.. Just b4 I got out of the SUV I farted big time. Glad I left it somewhere where it would'nt follow me. HOWEVER, when I opened the door 2 hrs later, ripe big time. Had to put 4 windows down for 5 miles.
Question, maybe we have found an potent energy source. Ya know, you've seen the kid capture the wind for his grandpas b-day candles blow out. Just think, cary plastic bags for recovery,open to some sort of holding tank, and wahhla - another 50 miles per fart. WLS people prepare yourselves for a market explosion - get the LLC's formed and issue stock on a IPO's i'll buy. I know the power and potency of the product..
Instead I'll buy 4 green pine trees for the mirror.
Anyone else experience the POWER??
Question, maybe we have found an potent energy source. Ya know, you've seen the kid capture the wind for his grandpas b-day candles blow out. Just think, cary plastic bags for recovery,open to some sort of holding tank, and wahhla - another 50 miles per fart. WLS people prepare yourselves for a market explosion - get the LLC's formed and issue stock on a IPO's i'll buy. I know the power and potency of the product..
Instead I'll buy 4 green pine trees for the mirror.
Anyone else experience the POWER??
Good way to kill that new car smell! Partial to letting them fly when out walking. Will cough, kick a rock or if in a store rub a sneaker on floor to make noise to kill sound. Wobbly wheeled shopping cart good cover too. Worse comes to worse bust one off near small child or senior citizen and make comment regarding need to check kids/grams diaper/Depends! 
Have considered moving to a State that uses the gas chamber still as a means of thinning the gene pool and offering my "services" at executions!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 
Being in the auto industry I can assure you that we take this subject very seriously. After years of exhaustive laboratory research and field testing the auto industry was forced to abandon this alternative energy source due to excessive sulfur content. Eliminating the sulfur at the source has been the only effective means of keeping this hydrocarbon fuel within EPA clean air act guidelines and meeting EPA combustible by-product emission restrictions in compliance with the Federal Clean Air Act. The California Clean Air Act added further requirements and mandated double sealed, airtight connections between the source and the scrubber equipment prior to storage in double walled containment.
Testing with subject primates initially proved promising. A polybutyle interface with an cyanoacrylate adhesive seal provided 98% compliance while the subject was confined within a dual compartment polycarbonate containment sphere. All testing were later abandoned following a court order, of suspension of activities, as a result of a class action legal filing by the ASPCA, PETA and LIPS (Legals for Indigent Primates Society), on behalf of a chimpanzee individual named "Cooshi".
In simple terms we could not even find a monkey who wanted to live in a plastic bubble with a rubber hose Super Glued up its azz.
I should also point out that there were long term liability concerns from our legal departments as well as serious concerns and objections from our ergonomics committees.
Nick
Testing with subject primates initially proved promising. A polybutyle interface with an cyanoacrylate adhesive seal provided 98% compliance while the subject was confined within a dual compartment polycarbonate containment sphere. All testing were later abandoned following a court order, of suspension of activities, as a result of a class action legal filing by the ASPCA, PETA and LIPS (Legals for Indigent Primates Society), on behalf of a chimpanzee individual named "Cooshi".
In simple terms we could not even find a monkey who wanted to live in a plastic bubble with a rubber hose Super Glued up its azz.
I should also point out that there were long term liability concerns from our legal departments as well as serious concerns and objections from our ergonomics committees.
Nick
I used to joke about the "emergency air button" on my Jag ..
Jags have a panic button on them on the dash that can be hit if you suspect someone is about to intrude into your car while you're in it -- this one button causes all the doors to lock. any windows down to go fully up, and the sunroof, if open, to close ..
It dawned on me after my DS that I might want to reverse-wire the button, so that if I cut one while riding with a passenger I can hit the button and it will instantly open all the windows and the sunroof (and unlock the doors, in case they still feel the need to bail out) ..
Jags have a panic button on them on the dash that can be hit if you suspect someone is about to intrude into your car while you're in it -- this one button causes all the doors to lock. any windows down to go fully up, and the sunroof, if open, to close ..
It dawned on me after my DS that I might want to reverse-wire the button, so that if I cut one while riding with a passenger I can hit the button and it will instantly open all the windows and the sunroof (and unlock the doors, in case they still feel the need to bail out) ..
Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "
HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )
A Brit form Jaguar, once mentioned that 'panic' button feature to me and asked why we at Ford didn't offer that out of Detroit. I explained that Detroiters preferred an after market panic button which works much more effectively. Trying to learn a new trade secret he asked, "Who makes that?" To which I replied "Smith and Wesson".
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