OT - "Cougar Barbie"

Batwingsman
on 4/19/09 3:47 pm - Garland, TX
  This is SO funny  ..  (dang, where were all these cougars when I was young?  ):

   http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=51788462    

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

NNicholas
on 4/19/09 5:16 pm, edited 4/20/09 1:24 pm - Oxford, MI
Even as a young man I never thought much of a younger man and an older woman. I knew that if you really wanted the envy of everyone "Live to be 90+ and die while making love to a 20 year old gal."
That's my Motto anyway. Forget dying with your boots on!
Nick
Batwingsman
on 4/19/09 8:10 pm, edited 4/19/09 8:11 pm - Garland, TX
 Amen, Nick      

  I remember back in college reading a biography (autobio?) of the famous bawdy novelist of the '50s and '60s, Henry Miller (e.g. Tropic of Cancer)  ... The book was a large one, with photographs galore ..  Some of the pics showed a nude, knockout blonde playing table tennis with Miller in his mansion, when he was in his 90s.    Seems those high caliber ladies liked to do the "Heff" thing and covortt around Henry's big estate, up until the time he died.   

  Around that time, a journalist interviewed MIller and put it to him rather bluntly about his surrounding "eye candy", "you know they're just interested in you for your money, don't you?"  ..  To which Miller quickly replied, "that's O.K., they know I'm just interested in them for sex."    

   How can you beat that, for a  "mutual understanding"?  

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

Don 1962
on 4/19/09 8:41 pm
Nick,

I have to disagree with you and the Counselor regarding older females.  Three years older than me is the closest in age that I have been with a woman I was married to, cheating with or now dating in the past 23 years or so.  The range is up to 15 years older than me.  Older women have their advantages!  One - NO DRAMA! or so far little if none.  Two - the preggers issue ain't an issue.  Three - they know their "business" in the bedroom or most of them have!  Four - they are more encouraging.  Five - plastic surgery can fix damn near anything!!

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 


(deactivated member)
on 4/19/09 9:45 pm - northeastern, NC
On April 20, 2009 at 3:41 AM Pacific Time, LOSTTXN wrote:
Nick,

I have to disagree with you and the Counselor regarding older females.  Three years older than me is the closest in age that I have been with a woman I was married to, cheating with or now dating in the past 23 years or so.  The range is up to 15 years older than me.  Older women have their advantages!  One - NO DRAMA! or so far little if none.  Two - the preggers issue ain't an issue.  Three - they know their "business" in the bedroom or most of them have!  Four - they are more encouraging.  Five - plastic surgery can fix damn near anything!!
To say it a little more succinctly:

They don't swell;
They don't yell;
They don't tell;
and they're grateful as hell.
Don 1962
on 4/19/09 11:00 pm
Robert H.,

That's the ticket!

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 


Batwingsman
on 4/20/09 3:46 am - Garland, TX
   Hmmmmm    


   Well, like I was lamenting to someone the other day, when you get to my age (47) the "cougars" / MILFs give way, sadly, to the GILFs ("Grandmothers I'd Like To ... " )      


   btw, Robert - there you are!    Please respond to the "Police" post up earlier ..  I mentioned you in there ..  

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

NNicholas
on 4/20/09 10:16 am, edited 4/20/09 1:25 pm - Oxford, MI
OK don't get me wrong here all women are beautiful and age is just a number ... BUT which one of these do you thing will mak tha main stream  news headlines.

"Man age 99 dies in bed with teenage beauty."

"18 year old see 59 year old lady, old enough to be his grandmother.
"
I rest my point.
NIck
JFish
on 4/21/09 5:58 am - Crane, TX
Did you make that up on the spot? If so, that's some resturant quality wit right there.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
NNicholas
on 4/21/09 1:42 pm, edited 4/21/09 8:25 pm - Oxford, MI
I do have my off days.
Nick
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