Gun Shop FARTS!!

Don 1962
on 12/21/09 3:08 am

I had to make a run to the cardio this morning. Everything was fine with the pump. Best part was somehow I had a credit balance with them that covered today's visit. Cool. Means I got to keep my funds today.

I had tried to pawn off my oversized gun belts last week when I was running around X-mas shopping in Tyler but could not find a home for them. Today I stopped in at what I like to call "the best little gun shop in Texas" located in Corsicana to see if he could help me find a home for my belts. It was busy in there for a Monday morning and not once but twice he told his clerks to see what I needed. I told them I would wait for Jesse. Jesse is eyeballing me like "..I know you but I don't know you.." Finally he asked who I was and I finally told him. He's all amazed at the loss etc, asked how much I was down etc.

He bought my belts and then commented that his wife had a gastric bypass four and a half or five years ago. I asked who was her surgeon and he replied "Dr. Kuhn at Baylor."

Small(er) assed world ain't it?

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!

slharris
on 12/21/09 3:45 am - sidney, NE

Lap Band on 06/05/09

Yeah for you! That's awsome! Cool when people look at you like "oh **** I should know that person"!

Have a Merry Christmas!

Your Friend,

Sally

Don 1962
on 12/21/09 4:04 am

RNY on 04/07/08

Like couple of weeks ago when I was at the local Sheriff's Office to take their written test. The Sheriff introduced himself to me! I've know the man 15 YEARS! Now if he'll only hire me....

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!

mcreynolds99
on 12/21/09 4:54 am

TO funny, once the pounds started to come up I applied to the local PD and Sheriff. I was automatic diqualifier when I did the application. All becuase when I was young and dumb and full of cum(back in the highschool days) I popped a little acid. It is a automatic disquilifier. Yea I could have lied the the lie detector test on my app showed that I was lying. Fealt best to be upfront. That sucks. That is what I did in the military and would like to do now but all well. Did something stupid a long time ago. Now its catching up to me.

Batwingsman
on 12/22/09 8:44 am - Garland, TX

DS on 08/12/06

Now hold on there a minute, padner .. We all know the best gun shops are in

Cut & Shoot Texas .. !

(but congrats, anyway!

)

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

hercules411
on 12/22/09 10:41 pm, edited 12/22/09 10:41 pm

RNY on 09/21/09

I love it when folks don't recognize me. Especially the ones I don't want to talk to.

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Batwingsman
on 12/23/09 8:02 am - Garland, TX

DS on 08/12/06

< hijack >

Herc, I see you are one of the winners this month in the OH Mag drawing. Did you check your prize out yet? Congrats ..

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

fatfriend1701
on 1/6/10 7:21 am - Yukon, OK

RNY on 04/27/10

okay, so im knew here. What is a FART?

Don 1962
on 1/6/10 8:37 am

RNY on 04/07/08

It is the Men's Forum equivalent of a female WOW moment. It is an acronym for Fabulous, Awesome, Remarkable and Tremendous. This is the original thread on the matter from several years ago.

http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/men/758611/Anyone-object-t o-term-WOW-MOMENT/