Do you think these would help or...

do you think my butt would just stick out of the holes and fall down?  LOL.  I found these when I looked up Padded Butt Underwear.  I have a pair of Booty Pop underwear, but the pad is so SMALL and it doesn't really help. 

http://www.feelfoxy.com/Butt_Lifters_s/68.htm

I have seriously NO butt...and it really makes finding jeans that look good hard. I've really considered padded butt underwear. lol

Ha! I think my butt would just sag out of the holes..