The No No Song

apologies to Ringo and Hoyt




Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)

A  LADY THAT I KNOW WAS AT THE SCHOOL PTA,
SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
THEN SHE HELD OUT A BIG FAT CHEESECAKE, OH HOH!
SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND.

AND I SAID,
"NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T EAT IT NO MORE,
I'M TIRED OF SCRAPING POOP OFF THE FLOOR.
NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT BRINGS ME TO MY KNEES,
AND THEN I CANNOT  FIND THE BATHROOM DOOR."

(Ah-ah-aye-aye)

A  MAN THAT I KNOW WORKS IN A FANCY SPORTS BAR,
HE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. (Parazzi! Parazzi!) (Olé!)
THEN HE HELD OUT  TEQUILA SUNRISE HO HO,
HE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND.

AND I SAID,
"NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK IT NO MORE,
I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME PEE,
AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR."

(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye)















Lyrics | Ringo Starr - The no-no song lyrics

   That is funny! 

its fun to have someone who will laugh with you! 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that is awesome lol