Guy stuff! (but you wimmen won't be able to resist!)
1. The latter is more common with me, especially when I eat a lot of fat. Comes out clean.
2. I have had "above sea level" bathroom experiences. You know what that means, don't you?
3. What, you don't?
4. Nah. Not my thing.
5. Nope. But I have had several food babies.
6. Nope. I just warn people not to go in there for 30-45 minutes. If they do it's at their own risk.
2. I have had "above sea level" bathroom experiences. You know what that means, don't you?
3. What, you don't?
4. Nah. Not my thing.
5. Nope. But I have had several food babies.
6. Nope. I just warn people not to go in there for 30-45 minutes. If they do it's at their own risk.
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On July 24, 2012 at 10:54 AM Pacific Time, Cleopatra_Nik wrote:
1. The latter is more common with me, especially when I eat a lot of fat. Comes out clean.2. I have had "above sea level" bathroom experiences. You know what that means, don't you?
3. What, you don't?
4. Nah. Not my thing.
5. Nope. But I have had several food babies.
6. Nope. I just warn people not to go in there for 30-45 minutes. If they do it's at their own risk.
Sorry went off topic! :)
246 in Dec 2008 before banded 1/28/09 at 215 lbs, band crapped 9/09 at 170 lbs and struggled with it and regained to 203 revised to bypass on 8/1/11 and am very happy.
1. Yes
2. No
3. I need stock in the wet wipes company.
4. No, that's the purpose of using wet wipes!
5. I also thought this was called the turtle head.
6. Yes after having to much sugar alcohol!
You've forgotten a few! I'll take up numbering where you left off...
7 the Teflon Coated poo - comes out so slick that you didn't feel it and when you wipe there's nothing on the paper, so you double check the bowl to be sure it's in there.
8. The Second Though poo - you get all wiped up and realize you're not done and have to sit back down.
9. The King Kong poo - its so big you Know it won't go down unless you break it inti smaller pieces.
10. The Crippler - the kind of poo where you sit on the throne so long your legs go numb and you can't stand up.
11. The Big Bobber - no matter how many times you flu**** just won't go down!
12. The Avalanche poo - it comes out like a rocket propulsion stream and dirties up the entire bowl.
2. No
3. I need stock in the wet wipes company.
4. No, that's the purpose of using wet wipes!
5. I also thought this was called the turtle head.
6. Yes after having to much sugar alcohol!
You've forgotten a few! I'll take up numbering where you left off...
7 the Teflon Coated poo - comes out so slick that you didn't feel it and when you wipe there's nothing on the paper, so you double check the bowl to be sure it's in there.
8. The Second Though poo - you get all wiped up and realize you're not done and have to sit back down.
9. The King Kong poo - its so big you Know it won't go down unless you break it inti smaller pieces.
10. The Crippler - the kind of poo where you sit on the throne so long your legs go numb and you can't stand up.
11. The Big Bobber - no matter how many times you flu**** just won't go down!
12. The Avalanche poo - it comes out like a rocket propulsion stream and dirties up the entire bowl.
My Sunday experience:
Woke up and weighed. 147. Ack.
Pooed, then weighed (we all do it, you know it). 144. Wow.
Pooed again later. 142. Ack.
Pooed again later. 141. Whoa.
It's Tuesday. I'm STILL at 141.
Hubby was right. I WAS full of **** Literally. Clearly 6 pounds of it.
Woke up and weighed. 147. Ack.
Pooed, then weighed (we all do it, you know it). 144. Wow.
Pooed again later. 142. Ack.
Pooed again later. 141. Whoa.
It's Tuesday. I'm STILL at 141.
Hubby was right. I WAS full of **** Literally. Clearly 6 pounds of it.
Heather
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