I saw my thighs.....
Help me here. I was in a job interview. Dressed in a nice skirt, sleeveless top, and a jacket. I looked down, and instead of stomach past my boobs, I realized I had my legs CROSSED, and I could see my skirt covering my thighs.
Yes, the man interviewing me was talking; but all I heard was the Charlie Brown Teacher's voice doing the "Waah, waah, wah,waaah....." while I sat there and realized that my belly wasn't pushing my legs apart anymore, and I had a LAP again....
Why do these things occur to me at moments like that ?! And how does this just seem to happen when I'm not looking ???!!!
Oh, and yes, I was offered the job. Even with my momentary lapse.
Yes, the man interviewing me was talking; but all I heard was the Charlie Brown Teacher's voice doing the "Waah, waah, wah,waaah....." while I sat there and realized that my belly wasn't pushing my legs apart anymore, and I had a LAP again....
Why do these things occur to me at moments like that ?! And how does this just seem to happen when I'm not looking ???!!!
Oh, and yes, I was offered the job. Even with my momentary lapse.