TT Pre-Op Woes...

Went in for my pre-op for my Tummy Tuck today. The doctor… well is hot as a mutha fucka, so that part was nice. I could look at him all day, and replay his sexy accent in my head for hours. Then for the small details. He gives me my prescriptions, surgery center info, measures me for my compression garment and then hands me a lab slip. He's says "You said your labs were good, right?" I replied "Well, Uh, ya before my VSG I have no clue about them now but would assume my protein is low." His flirty come hither smile fades… FML. He adds a protein check to my lab slip and tells me I MUST drink 4 of my protein shakes per day from here until surgery and that I have to do my labs today so he can get the results asap. Im freaking out at that point. I ask "Does that mean if its low we have to cancel?" He looks at me with a smug lil smile and says "With your 4 shakes a day it wont be when we retest the week of surgery will it." FML 
Shakes shakes and more shakes. He then says to eat a tiny bit of carbs after the shake to help with absorption, preferably a few bites of fruit.
Wish me luck, luckily I like the shakes but fuck… not that much!!!
Protein Shakes, extra skin and fuckable surgeons,
Jen

LoL  take a tape recorder with you next time.  Then when you get the notion you really wanna hear his voice you can just play the tape

Suffer for your beauty.......girl ha ha ha!   It won't be long....and will be worth it.....enjoy them shakes....i wonder what type of alcohol mixes well with protein shakes? ha ha ha!

 Speaking of alcohol he informed me I would not be drinking at my birthday night out on the 9th… FML.. Kill me now…. with Vodka shots...

Protein vodka! Ha ha

http://www.devotionvodka.com

Yeah, that's the stuff I was thinking o*****ta pick some up for this weekend! ZING!

The things we do to be a size 5!  You so got this, Jen. Enjoy those shakes!

Don't they make Vodka with protein now?

Hahaha! That's great. Well, not about the shakes but it was pretty funny. Don't worry, it's a small sacrifice to look great, right? And why are you slipping on protein? That is NOT good for you, girl!

Suck those umm, shakes down!



~Lori

you are so funny. now you gotta post a pic of dr. hotstuff. we wanna see. Well guess you gotta choke down those four shakes a day. Jeez, I  never did that many  at any time during this whole process. How much dang protein can you possibly use????  Oh well, read the eggface ways to make them drinkable I guess.

I had low potassium before my sleeve so doctor had me take like 6 extra giant potassium tablets the day before surgery.  I think I pooped them all out with the bowel prep. And speaking of such, boy can you get plugged up with that much protein drink. So you better make some allowances for that.

Sigh......   I would drink all those shakes if it would get me a tummy tuck. Got a flabby belly thats for sure. All the best on your procedure. Can't wait for you to post the pix (of you, not Dr. Hunk). Ok, him too.  Now I am going to have a glass of red wine. Tee Hee  Diane