So Pissed!!!

Jan 19, 2011

Last night me and the wife made a very bad decision... we decided to go to IHOP for all you can eat popcorn shrimp and buttermilk pancakes. For about a year I have been a vegetarian, and for some silly reason i decided that shrimp wouldn't hurt. I was wrong...and I sinned. i devoured my first plate swiftly. I'm starting to believe that laughter  and great conversation along with fried food equals a bad idea. I guess the waiter was getting a little to overwork so he decided to bring me two plates of fresh fried shrimp at the same time. I paid it no mind; and i even leaned over to eat some of my wife's blueberry pancakes topped with (for some reason) a very overbearing load of whip cream. i guess since i was overweight cook wanted to please us. After FOUR MORE serving of my meal i stop talking. The great smile and "good eating" as now lead me to feel stuffed and melancholy. Our precious quality time stopped and i begin ranting...i wanted to go home. To add more gas to the fire, the waiter decided to add his little two cents. "Well you know we have healthy choices now, and next time maybe you can watch your portions" ! i was so embarrassed and ashamed...And he lost his tip. On the ride home i began to feel another panic attack coming on. i had shortness of breath and my heart started to speed up. I'M SO TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!! I have learned my lesson NEVER AGAIN!!!

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