milkyway33
GUESS HOW DUMB I AM?
Sep 25, 2009
DON'T LAUGH AT ME BUT I'M A TELL YOU ANYWAY---------FRIDAY I GOT MY DAUGHTER A MINIATURE CHIHUAHUA FOR HER BIRTHDAY. THE LADY SAID IT WAS A GIRL AND GAVE US THE PAPERS AND SENT US ON OUR WAY. WE IMMEDIATELY WENT TO PETCO AND BOUGHT ALL THE CUTE OUTFITS FOR HER AND EVEN TINY DOG DIAPERS. MY DAUGHTER NAMED IT ANNA LISA AN ALL WAS DANDY! WELL WEDNESDAY THE BREEDER CALLS AND TELLS ME SHE GAVE ME THE WRONG DOG-SHE GAVE ME A BOY INSTEAD OF THE GIRL.NO WAY RIGHT-NOW WAY I COULDN'T HAVE KNOW THAT WAS A BOY.WE'VE BEEN CHANGING CLOTHS ON THAT DAMN DOG AND NEVER NOTICED.MY HUSBAND SAID-DON'T YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW-I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW A DOGS PRIVATE PARTS ARE SUPPOSE TO LOOK!SO I TOLD MY DAUGHTER AND SHE WAS FURIOUS! IMAGINE A 8YR OLD MAD AT A DOG FOR BEING A BOY INSTEAD OF A GIRL.SO-THIS MORNING SHE FINALLY ATTEMPTED TO FEED HIM AND SHE RENAMED NAMED HIM MJ-AFTER MICHEAL JACKSON. MY KID IS CRAZY BUT I'M EVEN CRAZIER FOR NOT NOTICING THAT POINTY THING BETWEEN HIS LEGS. I'M TRYING TO LOOSE WEIGHT BUT I'M LOSING BRAIN CELLS INSTEAD!
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DALLAS, TX
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36.5
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Surgery
10/21/2009
Surgery Date
Jun 08, 2009
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