My mom: the food Nazi

Apr 01, 2013

I was TOLD I could start having soft foods DURING my 2nd week after surgery. Why is she being such a cunt about me wanting to have some sugar free pudding or a bit of cottage cheese, BOTH of which are on my OKAY LIST!

She's driving me nuts and I want to strangle her!

Last night, Josh came home with 3 bottles of SoBe Life Water (which is on my okay list). He handed me the bag and my mom flipped the hell out yelling, "SHE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING!" before she even knew what it was. When I asked for some Diet V8 Splash (which is on my okay list), she said I could only have 2 oz. at a time because there's fruit in it and I'm not supposed to eat any fruit. I have TWO SEPARATE LISTS from the surgeon's office and the hospital stating that I can drink as much of it as I please!

It's one thing for her to be "looking out for me", it's another thing entirely when she's taking charge over everything like I'm a moron.

Little does she know, I had some cheese yesterday while she was gone. Neither the world nor my stomach exploded.

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