I Have joined the “NEVER TRUST A FART CLUB”

May 29, 2010

Well I have officially been inducted into the NEVER TRUST A FART CLUB. Well here it goes, as I drank my first Atkins Advantage shake yesterday it was going down real easy and it taste so good. I was just sipping away and around the half way point “about 30 min” I felt my stomach making some different noises. I was glad to hear them but was still curious as to what they were.

Well there it went One Fart, Two Farts both went good, I got up to go to the toilet and as I got there and begin to sit, the third fart, OHH it wasn’t  a fart and it went all over the place. I mean on the floor, toilet, and some on the wall. I was like “I DIDN’T EVEN STRAIN WITH THIS ONE” and it came out shooting like a double barrel shotgun.

Well I want to Pay It Forward “NEVER TRUST A FART”

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