What's up with this?????

Ok, all wise ones on the board Explain to me, why only the good hair falls out Not once upon inspection have I seen a GRAY hair They must be hanging on for dear life those little And I can't add the blonde streaks that always hid them Oh well Have a great evening and an awesome weekend Take care, Kathy 299/229/130

OK how about explaining THIS......I'll try not to cuss......SO yesterday I go to lunch with DH..I'm feeling like I look cute (which really means something to me because I have such head issues right now...and when I look in the mirror usually still see 242#...but I actually felt thin yesterday...anyway, I digress...) So anyhoo....he's looking at my forehead funny after lunch...AFTER LUNCH mind you....and I said whats wrong???? He says 'hold still'....so i'm thinking oh my GOSH something alive is in my hair.....He says nope....white hair....WHAT???WHITE HAIR???? RIGHT IN THE FRONT???? AND YOU LET ME SIT AT LUNCH WITH IT??? oh, the humanity....so he plucks it...hands it to me...its like freaking fishing line. And its approximately 5ft long. So the question is...how did I not SEE it for such a long time that it grew to the preposterous length of 5ft??? I suppose in my old age, the eyes are going, too. I should probably be grateful...............So later that afternoon, DH calls and says "by the way, there was another one over to the side......." WHAT?????????? and you LEFT IT THERE?!?!!! What kind of person am I married to????? LOL Needless to say, I'm off to get my hair touched up. And if you ever meet me??? and see a 5ft long white fishing line-like hair anywhere on my head, you have my official permission to just walk up to me and pluck the sucker. I'll be ever so thankful

Yaddie Yaddie Yadda! Since graduate school I've been watching this low pressure zone of hair develop at the crown of my head and slowly, but steadily, develop into a Category 5 bald spot. Oh, should I only have to cope with the occasional grey hair or temp hair loss due to surgery. I have reached the age where I have hair in places I don't want it and have less and less where it would be appreciated. So sad - I know this is the real deal - at some point it will be time to shave it all off (or freak out my spouse and quietly turn into an extreme comb-over guy). I think it would be kind of fun to wear a loud plaid suit with a big comb-over and then get a job selling used cars. Like Buddha said, we can live many lives. Sorry to be silly. Cheers! Harbor