Oh, B*tch, B*tch, B*tch!!!! You're invited

I completely believe you. I wouldn't be surprised if they took people straight out of rehab or maybe working at the DMV is their rehab or something. They have no social skills or ability to deal with people in a nice way.

I'm really glad it's Wed. and I can b*tch away.
1st: I've had a headache since Sun.  I can't get rid of it.

2nd. I think I had a panic attack Mon. night.  While sitting at my daughter's ball game, I got to where my chest was hurting, my arm was hurting, couldn't breathe, etc.  I honestly thought I was having a heart attack.  Once I left the game and got away from the noise and crowd I was fine.  My mom suffered from panic attacks and I'm thinking I'm going to too....GREAT!

3rd While I was at home yesterday with a migraine, someone broke into my house and stole my lap top and my son's college football ring.  Luckily, I was in the basement.  I heard foot steps and thought it was our son.  When he didn't come downstairs, I yelled for him.  Then I heard the front door close.  I came upstairs and found our stuff gone.  On one hand I'm very grateful.  On the other hand I'm PISSED!  What gave this person the right to come into my home and take from me????

4th Coaches...Our daughter is a good softball player.  She holds several school records, ha**** numerous home runs, has 0 fielding errors but somehow she doesn't get all-conference???  She only got honorable mention!  She's good enough to make a state all-star team but not all-conference.  How do I explain this to her...."oh honey, your coach is an a$$."

5th Oh...and this all-star team that only 18 in the state get picked to play on, is playing their games during the week that we are supposed to be in Florida on vaca.  It couldn't be the week before or the week after...Hell no, cause if it was, it wouldn't f*ck up my life!

I do have a good b*tch...my phone at work has been out all week.  They can't figure out what's wrong.  I LOVE the silence!

mother in law showing up unexpectantly because she's divorcing dad and has to stay with us for a week......oy vey

1. DH Still hasnt been able to get a job...at least hes going on  interviews finally

2. Been vomiting almost twice a day for two weeks since the doc gave me the fill that I told him I didnt want. I went today to get and unfill and give my poor sore throat a break. Im told...'We cant keep going this way, if you keep vomiting, we'll have to take all the fluid out and that will be counterproductive'...NO ****! What? You think I LIKE PUKEING TWICE A DAY ASSHOLE???

Im eating 1000 caloires a day, not losing ANY weight. Im afraid to eat solid food cause Im gonna throw up. NO, I CANT eat protein so I cant low carb anything. Im really sick of this and my quality of life is suffering with this band.

3. My mom's house is up for foreclosure and she may have to move cause my sister pays the bills and kept telling me everythign was fine...Yeah, looks like everything is fine.

4. If DH doesnt get a job soon, we'll be up for foreclosure and I cant help my mom when I cant even help myself.

I paid $150 to someone to open my above ground pool, who promised to have it opened by Memorial Day.  Crapola, we have had nothing but rain and I think he has skipped town on a trip now that it is beautiful.  A friend offered to get it in shape for another $75 dollar.  WTH?  Why can't they just help out.  Yes, I will hire them in the future, but don't have the spare money after paying someone the first time.  Basically at this point, it is not that much work, except for someone with arthritis.  (me)

My boss sent out an email about career advice and how to talk to people.  I wrote back that the workshop we were required to attend (cruical conversations) and the msn career advise is nice, but won't work when team members & leaders refuse to listen.  Of course, I will get in trouble since the village idiot has to be protected.  It felt good to finally broach the subject.

OK, sorry to take pleasure in someone else's drama, but this one is funny and I should repent.  Someone wrote a burn book . . . 15 pages worth of things one person was supposed to say about various students at the high school and the teachers.  It was left at a fast food joint to be found.  The writer mentioned my niece, a teacher, had a nipple hard-on all the time.  She is crushed and I think it is a hoot!  Since she is the Woody Allen worry type, I should feel bad--but it makes me giggle.  Of course she is getting bra advise now.  I love my niece, but admittedly, I have a sick sense of humor.

Don't know why my post didn't show up, so I'll re-type it::
1) Dogs that don't sleep through the night.
2) Getting cheap tickets for GREAT seats to the Atlanta Braves play on Sunday, and then realizing that we can't afford the gas, parking, food, dog kennel, etc. to get there.  So much for the great tickets.  Guess I'll sit home and pout for my whole 3 day weekend.

The organ donor thing made me think of my husband's sister. She had a kidney transplant about 5 years ago and is doing well. 

After a year, she had the opportunity through an organization, to contact the donor's family and let them know how well she was doing and to thank them for their generous donation.  She didn't have to give them her name or anything - just to let them know she is grateful. 

GET THIS!  She didn't want to contact them.....BECAUSE......SHE "just couldn't handle it" WTF? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  What a selfish *****!  I just point blank told her that I thought the donor's family deserved to know how well she is doing.  She just shrugged.  Like I said *****!  BTW she's a ***** on a normal basis too.  I feel my BP going up just thinking about it.

I play the lottery here in Michigan (not megamillions or powerball, too much money and it would bring too much family drama) and SOMEBODY KEEPS WINNING MY MONEY!  DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!