It's Wednesday - Who's ready to B*TCH??

Here goes- Monday morning I was checking my facebook page when I saw a message from a friend. It had a link so I clicked on it. OOPS! Now I have a virus that sends my facebook friends obscene messages from me. (Not this computer).Nice!  If I want to post obscene messages I'll do it my self! My AVG caught it and sent it and several others to the virus vault, but now I am getting constant and I mean CONSTANT messages that I'm infectected with all kinds of horrible password stealing, identity stealing, crotch rotting stuff and I need to buy some or more of certain software downloads. I cannot get rid of it! I have about had it with the whole thing. I'm about to cancel the Facebook, take a chainsaw to the computer, and rip my husbands head off and puke down the hole. Just because he's bugging me.

And...... Why can't the idiots fix a flipping hole in the ground? Grrr....

It's a dang good thing I'm in a really good mood today.

Thanks for the vent/***** When the smoke clears post on

LMAO

Don't puke down the hole! You will injure yourself! Take a nice healthy **** instead LOL

My hamstring----- I don't remember hurting you... so why do you hurt like this?  How come everytime I get motivated and start exersizing I hurt myself!?!?!? 

My surgeon's office- OK... where is everyone going!?!?  First the nurse I dealth with, now the PA who has been with me since surgery and done all my fills and the office manager who I really liked and who went through lapband themselves... what's going on over there!?!?!

I love my DH, I do.  But GET OVER IT... your piece of NC State sports memorabilia (a 1951 Dixie classic tournament trophy) is not that valuable, it never was, and the fact that it randomly fell off the shelf and broke the dude's arm doesn't really affect it... it's been 4 days, why do you keep going in the office and looking at it.  It's not going to re-grow the hand, so what if it's glued back on?!?!!?

Thank you Bette! My hormone laced emotions have me all out of whack and I need to vent!!

- My sister in law who posts on her shutterfly.com account that her 1 month old baby needs to "pull himself together" and get his "crying under control". She insists that it is colic as she can't understand why the baby would cry when it is not eating or sleeping. DUH! Its a ******g baby you moron!

- My sister in law who added a milk-screen test to her baby registry on Babies R Us and eluded on the same shutterfly.com account that it is the dairy she is eating, not the tomato sauce and WINE, that are causing her baby boy intestinal issues from her breastmilk.  I bawled over this one last night for 1/2 hour, thinking of how selfish she is to drink while breastfeeding, risking contaminating her milk and that poor baby's liver trying to process the alcohol.  I pray that he is ok and doesn't end up with developmental issues. ******g selfish *****!!

- Getting ready for this baby is ******g stressful and in order to have maternity leave beyond 6 weeks, I have to go on leave without pay since the wonderful federal government is the ONLY place in the USA that you can't work at and get short term disability for pregnacy. So I will have to use ALL my accrued leave for birth/recovery then go on leave without pay so I can bond with my baby. Thank you Congress for removing the portion of the new Family Medical Leave Act that would have given people 8 weeks of paid time off. Oh yeah...but while you were at it you could have included bonding and newborn care to the FMLA since it only covers birth and recovery. Might as well get up from my desk, squat her out and then get back to work.

 

I hate stupid parents who forget to bring their kids to their speech therapy appointment two days in a row. I don't just show up and have everything ready, I actually have to plan activities, get toys and set up the room. It doesn't just magically happen. What a waste of two mornings

To the tech service people I work with, just because you are having a *****y day today does not  mean you can make my day a *****y one.  My DH, stop playing that damn Xbox game, get off your ass and do something other than sitting on it mindlessly and doing nothing all day long.

Thank you for the vent

Gee Stacy I really feel for you. Mine seems so insignifcant, but here goes.
waiting 2 days for the dam plumber and then he didn't even fix the problem (no ho****er in shower) so then he came at O dark thirty the next morning and I had to get up for him.

That is SO not insignificant. I hate when people waste my time, then my money to boot and then I have to rearrange my schedule for them.

Hi Guys

Heres mine every since my surgery i have been so moody everything my husband does gets on my nerves if they would just listen to what were saying the first time we wouldnt have to keep telling them the same things over and over like [put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher or take out the garage] Why dont they just listen?

Next when the hell is my stomach gonna stop being so sore and hurting its almost been a month. When am i gonna to be able to wear jeans again? When am i gonna to lose this fat ass?

Got my first ever ticket today to the tune of $150...I'm 50 yrs old.....I wasn't even near or in my car. Decided to be nice and take off work so I could take mom shopping, used her handicap thingee, yeah....it was expired, who the hell knew those things expire, I never looked at it, she hung it on the rearview mirror and off to shopping we went.

My band....when will I get restriction and not have to have an unfill 3 wks later.....

My pulled groin muscle or whatever the heck it is that hurts like hell when I walk.......I want to learn how to jog and run and its not working well when the leg doesn't want to cooperate.

Thanks Bette, I can sleep with a clear mind tonight