Farts that strip paint

Lorie S.
on 3/31/11 12:37 pm
LOL I never said my dogs were smart.. If I blame them they come awagging their tails waiting for a treat.. the Hussies... / Oh and Tramp. lol

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Lisa_Toronto
on 3/29/11 9:48 pm - Toronto, Canada
okay, this has to be the funniest thread I've seen in a long time!

A couple of months ago my daughter was in my living room filming the baby taking her first steps - and there's grandma in the background, letting them rip and then saying "scuse me".  She threatened to post to utube, but I convinced her otherwise.

Fortunately the gas just mysteriously disappeared at about 3 months post-op. 
   
      weight loss includes 25 lbs before optifast         
MsPoolShark
on 3/30/11 1:38 am - Welland, Canada
OMG, I sooooo wanna see that video.
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Cheryl D.
on 3/31/11 6:38 pm - Toronto, Canada
LOL I wanna see that  video too!!  Do you think we can bribe Lisa's daughter??  hahahaha

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Lisa_Toronto
on 4/1/11 6:28 am - Toronto, Canada
she has assured me that it has been deleted.  but she could have been lying...
   
      weight loss includes 25 lbs before optifast         
Lorie S.
on 3/31/11 12:45 pm
Sure you dont want to post that as an "instructional/educational video???" LMAO

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pugpup
on 3/29/11 10:29 pm - Canada
I have the same problem. My farts are god awful. I saw on the Doctors TV show that there is also a product that is a carbon pad that you can wear in your underwear. I have to admit I am seriuosly looking for it.

Stacy

Andrew Thompson
on 3/30/11 10:17 am - Canada
 The link in the OP shows the company that provides this.

They have a pad that can fit outside your knickers. 

Check it out.


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Diana B.
on 3/29/11 11:30 pm
RNY on 07/20/12
I am LMAO at this thread!!!!!!!! This is the best. And even though I am pre-surgery, I totally know the farts you are referring to. I get them if I eat too many prunes. They are frequent and soooo bad, the smell actually hangs in the air for hours. It's worse than dog farts. My hubby will sleep downstairs when this happens.
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Jonathin
on 3/29/11 11:31 pm - Ottawa, Canada
 
If we can design a mobile gassification device, we may be able to solve the energy crisis in one fell swoop.

Then people would gladly pull your finger to get to work.

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