Friday Night Funny

StevesGal
on 9/9/11 7:11 am, edited 9/8/11 7:20 pm - Hamilton, Canada
The Ten Rules of Life:

Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 – Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

“Don’t worry about old age – it doesn’t last that long."

Beth

Former RNY patient revising to Sleeve then DS.
Appts: Dietitian - January 21/19; July 16/19, August 13/19, September 17/19, October 15/19; Social Worker: August 23/19; DS Orientation: March 20/19; Internist: September 30/19; Surgeon: November 13/19 (signed consent).
Surgery Date: February 28/20.

MY RNY DIDN'T FAIL ME - I FAILED IT.

JennF
on 9/9/11 7:14 am
tooo funny!  and soo true
  
Surgery October 12, 2011!!!!      
look_out_world
on 9/9/11 7:59 am - Canada
  Love it!!! Thanks for sharing!!! 
         
sam1am
on 9/9/11 8:55 am
 

 Sandy                                           
                
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody  else up"                     
                          
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joanne_1970
on 9/9/11 9:18 am - Harriston, Canada
Thanks for the laugh
    
Nathalie_Can
on 9/9/11 9:55 am
love it - too funny - thanks for sharing!

    ~Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you really wanted!~    

linda11665
on 9/9/11 10:13 am - Ottawa, Canada
Way to funny....Thanks...

Linda 
  
  Choose love, power, and acceptance instead of what we default to which is fear, dependence, and intolerance
Megan M.
on 9/9/11 10:54 am - Canada
 #6 is my favourite!

Had RNY surgery July 22/11, St. Joe's Hamilton, with the awesome Dr. Scott Gmora.  Had abdominoplasty August 2/13, Scarborough, with equally awesome Dr. Michael Kreidstein.

Cherry's New
Beginning

on 9/9/11 11:05 pm - Cole Harbour, Canada
 That was funny. Thanks for the laugh!
Cherry
                        
  
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