OT: My cat - Memoirs of a Feline who has the World at His Feet

Karen M.
on 9/16/12 8:56 am - Mississauga, Canada

Me: Hi Kirby! Mommy's home!
Kirby: Yeah, hi. Whatever. Where the hell have you been?
Me: Awwww.... come here sweetheart. Mommy loves you.
Kirby: *speechless in the glory that is ear petting*
Me: You're a goofball.
Kirby: Uhh.... whoa. Wait. Just who in the hell is THAT?
Me: Silly, you've known him for years. It's Bryan.
Kirby: So, you think you can just bring anyone home if they follow you?
Me: Uhhh... well, ... yes?
Kirby: He looks like an asshole.
Me: He can't help it. He's Scottish. Give him a break.
Kirby: I think not, biatch. That's not how I roll.
Me: Just try to look normal. Okay?
Kirby: HAHAHA - you're telling people we're normal now? WTF.
Me: *******
Kirby: Who loves ya baby? Meeeoow me!
Bryan: Oh, hi Kirby!
Kirby:

Bryan: The cat loves me.
Kirby and I: Oh. Yes, I'm sure you're right. Don't mind the gift in your shoe.

Back to your normal programming. Clearly I need a hobby that doesn't allow me to interact with other actual humans.

Karen

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cheeky_monkey
on 9/16/12 9:01 am - Ottawa ON, Canada

ROFLMAO!!!

Referral: April 2011 <> Orientation: Ottawa July 15, 2011 <> Nurse: April 16, 2012 <> Abdominal Ultrasound: May 2, 2012 <> Behaviourist/Dietitian: May 8, 2012 <> Education Class: July 11, 2012 <> Meet the Surgeon: July 31, 2012 <> Surgery Date: August 27, 2012

Karen M.
on 9/16/12 9:07 am - Mississauga, Canada

RNY on 03/21/06

Oh dear. You got it. Clearly you really DO need a nap. LOL

Karen

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Leanne1
on 9/16/12 1:17 pm - Newmarket, Canada

RNY on 09/14/10

BAAHAAHHAHAHAA Karen!!!

RufusLynx
on 9/16/12 1:32 pm - Canada

very funny.... now you just need an animator and it would make a great cartoon..

Referred: August 8, 2012. - Referral to HRRH Dr. Hagan Dec 20 - Surgery scheduled for April 16, 2013! Surgery completed and I`m doing fine!

Karen M.
on 9/16/12 10:17 pm - Mississauga, Canada

RNY on 03/21/06

Actually... between you and I and the world... I've been writing a LOT lately. It's something that I've always enjoyed and actually loved and found therapeutic. My son is a wonderful writer - my gawd, his words make my heart sing. I asked him today where he thought he got that passion from. Immediately, he said his dad. Admittedly, his father IS a wonderful writer, always has been and I love his books. I asked Jess if he knew that I also wrote. NOPE. I write every day, if only for myself. Okay, so I'm not published (YET!) like his dad. But I'm a damned good writer. I asked Jesse to listen to some things I've written lately. (OMG - it's memoirs of our cat). He laughed so hard that he was literally weeping after I read him a couple of stories. Then I get the *oh my gawd, my mother is ******g nuts* straight face. "You didn't seriously put that on the Internet I hope."

Ummmm... guilty. LOL

You're signed up for the book tour, by the way. I need people with apposable (sp??) thumbs. Kirby does not have. He is coming along though. Don't mind the bites. He means it out of love.

Karen

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