Orange Poop?!?!?!? WTH?!?!?!

So, this morning I went to the bathroom... and found that my poop was ORANGE.  I stood there for a second and thought... what the heck!!????  Bilirubin? Liver problems? Fatal diseases I know nothing about??  I had orange fatty stools when I (briefly) took adipex a few years ago (just another of the many many MANY things I've done to myself to try to lose weight), but this was different. Then I calmed down and thought about it... what did you EAT yesterday??  About half a gallon of Crystal Lite "Pink Grapefruit" with several tablespoons of Benefiber (throughout the day).  Ahhh yes... orange poop.  Fiber dyed orange with crystal lite.  Amazing. Guess that's what you get when you throw mother nature a curve ball.  Technicolored feces.

Mmmm, interesting. Better living through chemistry? LOL Well, at least you get to see the pretty colors! (oooh...I see further experiments with blue raspberry and lime...go for the full spectrum! Are you game?) 

Are you KIDDING?!?! I've already thought about drinking things in succession to see what kind of toilet bowl rainbow was possible!  :D

LOL!! Amaze and delight your friends! "Oooooh...prettttty!!!"

Drink purple grape crystal lite,  the next day you'll see bright green!!!!

Before getting off the computer I just need to say yall are crazy...and do it do it...let me know what tomorrows color is lol.

LOL...well at least you POOPED...LOL!!!

This reminds me of when my boys were babies..they each loved those orange and yellow vegetables so much that not only did their poop turn orange but they turned orange too!! Their skin actually turned slightly orange colored...took one of them to the doctor over it...I felt like such a fool.."dont you ever give them any of the good green vegetables "she asked me....lol

 

LOL!  I have a good poop story!  I drank a milkshake a few years ago that had green food coloring in it for St. Paddy's day.  Well... that day, I didn't have anything else, except for that large shake.  So, when I had a BM, my stool was light in color, but was shamrock green!  LOL!  I was really trying to figure out what disease causes green poop!  LOL!  That was a surprising day, that's for sure!

My partner drank the Punch crystal light.. it's a very deep red and her poo was red the next day. I have a dare.. I dare you to take a pic of it and post it.  LOLOLOLOL!!!! Ok, that's a over the top.  But, hey.. if you're going to open the poop door,  I'm gonna walk right through it.

Oh pleeeeeeeeeease don't take that dare.   some things are best left to the imagination.  I can relate to the green poop though.  Gotta love St. Patricks day. What do we need to eat to get blue poop?  Any ideas?