The REAL reason we are (or were) all fat...

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time
to read my shampoo bottle.

 I am in shock!.

 The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says
 "for extra volume and body"!
 
Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?
 
Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap!

It says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise
 difficult to remove".

It pays to read the warning labels my friends!