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sleeve genie
on 5/19/11 3:08 pm - Alhambra, CA
Thank you,  what he said  :o) jeani
      the start of my brand new life was on 5/28/10
                
                      aka  jeaniwantsasleeve!!                  

      
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
          
DrHollywood
on 5/19/11 4:49 pm - Harbor City, CA
the way i am feeling tonight....   corny is making me laugh...   like it and just glad for the posts......  making me feel better....     your post too Jimbo...thanks :)))

                      ✿ L♦O♦V♦E ✿ & ✿ P♦E♦A♦C♦E ✿ღ ✿ & F♦R♦I♦E♦N♦D♦S ✿ ღ
                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241  - CW: 154.7GW: 140  

     
 1 month: 22 pounds (2162 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8)  3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
 4 months: 9.7  lbs  (183.5)  5 Months:   6  pounds  (177.5 ) 
6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
 7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!!  2.6 pounds (148.4)


  
                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011  (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s"  June 20th 2011  (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's"  July 16th  (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s"  August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI"   24.8  October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011  (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds"  Dec 1st 2011  (149)

                                        ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

                                           Two Year Surgiversary!!!"


                                                                     

Mr Mom
on 5/19/11 3:06 pm
OK, I'll give it a shot...
This old blind man (visually impaired for the PC crowd) lives in the city and he walks his dog the same route every day. Along the way he stops to talk to the corner newspaper and magazine vendor. While the two men are conversing the dog walks over to the blind man's right leg and proceeds to pee on it. The dog finishes peeing and walks around to the blind man's left leg and sits down. Without even breaking his conversation the blind man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dog biscuit. As he's reaching down toward the ground to give the biscuit to the dog the paper vendor grabs his arm and shouts "hey, that frigging dog just peed all over your leg and now your rewarding him"? The blind man replied "no, I have to find his head so that I can kick him up his ass"!
Hope this helped.. Craig

Heaviest:406 | Surgical Weight:366 | Current Weight:290 | Goal Weight:250

DrHollywood
on 5/19/11 4:51 pm - Harbor City, CA
hahahahahahaha   its helping

                      ✿ L♦O♦V♦E ✿ & ✿ P♦E♦A♦C♦E ✿ღ ✿ & F♦R♦I♦E♦N♦D♦S ✿ ღ
                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241  - CW: 154.7GW: 140  

     
 1 month: 22 pounds (2162 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8)  3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
 4 months: 9.7  lbs  (183.5)  5 Months:   6  pounds  (177.5 ) 
6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
 7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!!  2.6 pounds (148.4)


  
                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011  (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s"  June 20th 2011  (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's"  July 16th  (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s"  August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI"   24.8  October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011  (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds"  Dec 1st 2011  (149)

                                        ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

                                           Two Year Surgiversary!!!"


                                                                     

diane S.
on 5/19/11 3:07 pm
Too bad Donald Trump is not running for president.

His campaign slogan would have been:

"We Shall Over-comb"



Everybody has down moments. Mine come at night. Get through the next hour without eating something not good and you will have won.  Diane

      
                   Join US On The VSG Maintenance Group Forum!! 
                  http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/VSGM/discussion/
  
sleeve genie
on 5/19/11 3:24 pm - Alhambra, CA
good one  :o)
      the start of my brand new life was on 5/28/10
                
                      aka  jeaniwantsasleeve!!                  

      
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
          
DrHollywood
on 5/19/11 4:53 pm - Harbor City, CA
om-freaking-g   that was hilarious!!!!  

                      ✿ L♦O♦V♦E ✿ & ✿ P♦E♦A♦C♦E ✿ღ ✿ & F♦R♦I♦E♦N♦D♦S ✿ ღ
                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241  - CW: 154.7GW: 140  

     
 1 month: 22 pounds (2162 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8)  3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
 4 months: 9.7  lbs  (183.5)  5 Months:   6  pounds  (177.5 ) 
6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
 7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!!  2.6 pounds (148.4)


  
                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011  (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s"  June 20th 2011  (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's"  July 16th  (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s"  August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI"   24.8  October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011  (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds"  Dec 1st 2011  (149)

                                        ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

                                           Two Year Surgiversary!!!"


                                                                     

jimbovsg
on 5/19/11 3:19 pm
So.....DrHollywood and the waffleking ars hangin' out art a bar one night......As the night progresses...doc.....curiously asks waff......."so is it true what they say about a man's penis size seemingly....increasing after weight-loss?"  Waff says......"not sure?"....."mine was just OK before.....and it is OK now"   "In fact I had a tattoo on it that says...OK!"    Doc...."really?"   Waff "yup.....but when I get really excited it says........OKLAHOMA!"  ha ha ha! 

JIMBO...  350lbs! lost!.....  TRIPLE CENTURY CLUB!!  HELL ...YEAH!  
MY  VSG......KICKS ASS!                                                                                                                                                                                      

 I  am   6' 2"    

sleeve genie
on 5/19/11 3:23 pm - Alhambra, CA
where's the like button?   :o) jeani 
      the start of my brand new life was on 5/28/10
                
                      aka  jeaniwantsasleeve!!                  

      
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
          
DrHollywood
on 5/19/11 4:55 pm - Harbor City, CA
   FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!

                      ✿ L♦O♦V♦E ✿ & ✿ P♦E♦A♦C♦E ✿ღ ✿ & F♦R♦I♦E♦N♦D♦S ✿ ღ
                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241  - CW: 154.7GW: 140  

     
 1 month: 22 pounds (2162 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8)  3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
 4 months: 9.7  lbs  (183.5)  5 Months:   6  pounds  (177.5 ) 
6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
 7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!!  2.6 pounds (148.4)


  
                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011  (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s"  June 20th 2011  (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's"  July 16th  (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s"  August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI"   24.8  October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011  (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds"  Dec 1st 2011  (149)

                                        ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

                                           Two Year Surgiversary!!!"


                                                                     

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