phred’s Posts

phred
on 1/19/15 7:45 pm
Topic: RE: Never trust a fart

Veni, vidi, flati!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 1/6/15 10:11 pm
Topic: RE: Got sick for the first time since surgery

When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 11/26/14 7:33 am
Topic: RE: I think I hate my sleeve

When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 9/9/14 8:58 am
Topic: RE: Waiting is the Worst!!!!

When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 8/18/14 8:31 am
Topic: RE: BOOBS!

To all less-endowed gals I'd advise:
It's no use to obsess about size.
Yes, your A-cups can please.
You don't need double-Ds!
Lord above, you're as bad as us guys!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 7/22/14 10:23 am
Topic: RE: I got a date!!!

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"to talk of many things,
of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
of cabbages and kings,
and why the sea is boiling hot,
and whether pigs have wings"
and Lauras got her surgery date,
and that is why she sings!

Apologies to Lewis Carroll

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 7/1/14 7:51 am
Topic: RE: Pain?

Pancreatitis?

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 5/27/14 11:15 am
Topic: RE: Mary Poppins time!


Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He undertook hunger strikes as a political protest and at times was both thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his weird diet, he suffered from bad breath. VERY bad breath.

In fact, in time he came to be known as "a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 5/19/14 10:51 am
Topic: RE: 3 weeks post op - Hypercondriac??

Rapid weight loss causes the release of hormones previously stored in the fat we burn, which can cause big mood swings.  This will dimenish as these hormones leave your system.

Please give yourself time, and quit worrying about hurting yourself.  Your weight loss team sets the stages of your return to normal foods to account for your healing process.

HTH, Phred

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 4/30/14 11:10 am
Topic: RE: Shut The Front Door......

Then, turning to my love, I said,
"The dead are dancing with the dead,
The dust is whirling with the dust."

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 4/27/14 8:18 am
Topic: RE: a good laugh at my expense for you all...

The mirror crack'd from side to side,
"My curse has come upon me" cried,
The Lady of Shallott!

Alfred Lord Tennyson

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 3/31/14 4:32 am
Topic: RE: disappearing boobs!

To all less-endowed gals I'd advise:
It's no use to obsess about size.
Yes, your A-cups can please.
You don't need double-Ds!
Lord above, you're as bad as us guys!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 3/12/14 1:43 am
Topic: RE: Feeling kind of blah... (3 months post op)

When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 2/22/14 4:11 am
Topic: RE: Nasty

Google "ketosis".

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 2/2/14 10:20 am
Topic: RE: Older VSG'ers

Got my sleeve at 71 1/2 years old.  That was over 5 years ago.

I was at about 284 lbs then, currently about 180.  I have been lower, but had no stamina and tired easily at lower weight.

My medical support team felt I should put on a little weight, and I feel much better now.

HTH, Phred

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 1/11/14 4:31 am
Topic: RE: Not sure what's happening!

Almost sounds like orthostatic hypotension!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 1/1/14 10:47 am
Topic: RE: Honest Answers!

These are the times that try mens souls!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 12/15/13 10:53 am
Topic: RE: Powdered Peanut Butter

http://www.bellplantation.com/

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 12/8/13 5:34 am
Topic: RE: A mixed day... felt good, felt bad

The mirror crack'd from side to side,

"My curse has come upon me" cried,
The Lady of Shallott!

Alfred Lord Tennyson

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 11/13/13 4:33 am
Topic: RE: Got a Date!!!!

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"to talk of many things,
of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
of cabbages and kings,
and why the sea is boiling hot,
and whether pigs have wings"
And now you've got your surgery date,
and that is why you 
sing!


Apologies to Lewis Carroll

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 11/12/13 6:35 am
Topic: RE: Help from long timers please!

When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 11/5/13 10:03 am
Topic: RE: "I'll do it tomorrow" and other lies I tell myself.

The mirror crack'd from side to side,
"My curse has come upon me" cried,
The Lady of Shallott!

Alfred Lord Tennyson

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 10/31/13 10:37 am
Topic: RE: full liquid soup ideas?

Strain some menudos, and sip on it!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 10/10/13 9:32 am
Topic: RE: new here and scared

I had sleeve surgery five years ago at the age of 71 1/2 years.

Currently maintaining weight at about 103 lbs down from starting weight.  I did go lower, but had difficulty maintaining energy level, so allowed it to climb about 23 lbs.  Would like to get it down about 15 more lbs, which I am working on slowly.

Best decision I ever made was to have WLS.  Health is so much better now, and cost of prescriptions has dropped at least $1800 per year compared to pre-op costs.

WLS is a life saver, go for it!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

phred
on 9/26/13 9:08 am
Topic: RE: 3-days post-op VSG - How do I get rid of gas?

Veni, vidi, flati!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

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