Help Me Name My Hemorrhoid

(deactivated member)
on 7/5/06 2:30 am - Califreakinfornia , CA

You could name him : peek a boo turtle squirtle if he like to come out in the rain ouch But whatever you name HIM I am 100% percent sure that "they" are always a male ! HA HA HA

Qbandiva
on 7/5/06 2:58 am - Naples, FL

RNY on 11/30/05

Might I suggest Payne Indeass???? Feel better, get flax seed and colace..... and be kind to yourself over the next few days - I certainly have been in your shoes! Barbi 312/181/160

"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference." "Be yourself....everyone else is taken"

Before: 348 (01/01/2005)
After: 165

sweetdixieflowerinak
on 7/5/06 3:45 am - Anchorage, AK

RNY on 03/09/05

I call mine "Burning Ring O'Fire"

. Kelli

Tammy H.
on 7/5/06 3:51 am - Greenville, OH

RNY on 02/27/06

how about.......Goosebump....Marblehead....Protruder....Butterball.... 1. Butterball 2. Goosebump 3. Marblehead 4. Protruder 5. Freddie my lil FreeLoader 6. Ernest 7. Pint size 8. Meatball 9. Goofball 10. Major Pain

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only TRUE FRIENDS will leave footprints in your heart...And may that friendship have such a ONENESS that when one weeps the other will taste salt...Friends are like balloons ; once you let them go you can't get them back....So I'm going to tie you to my heart so I never lose you.

Nicole0216
on 7/5/06 6:45 am - Lancaster, PA

RNY on 10/03/06

how about Big Red

LindyLoo
on 7/5/06 7:01 am - Upstate, SC

DS on 10/10/06

How about Hermione...from the Harry Potter series? I'd rather have a girl name if it were MY butt!!!

Lindy
sw 286/ cw 180ish BMI 28
Thank God for the DS! It saved my life, literally & figuratively!

MardiGras
on 7/5/06 9:50 am, edited 7/5/06 9:52 am - appleton, WI

RNY on 06/05/06

mine weren't before wls.i had mine removed and a fissure repaired in the summer of 2003. i was a veggie and laid up for most of the summer. i should have known when my surgeon gave me (4) refills of (50) vicodin for the pain. with the dh working nites, i'd be in such agony, that i'd be alternateing cold and hot bathes, trying to figure out which one was helping the most. one night, after trying to have my 1st b.m. i actually had to crawl off of the toilet and crawl to the couch. i couldn't even stand. i would have been much better keeping the damned hemmies and fissure. the vicodin did nothing to help either. maybe i'm just a big 'titbaby' but it was living hell. and when i was finally healed up enough to start having loose b.m's., i'd get cramping all the way up my rectum, into my colon or somewhere. i feel like they want to return now since i had the wls though. mardi

                         5' 8"/ 274 lbs / -144 lbs = 130 lbs. now
                                               BMI / 19.7

Tabatha40769
on 7/5/06 1:00 pm - Williamsburg, KY

RNY on 09/21/07

Go get some rutin-(rootin) tablets and name him be-gone. They are natual and very good for the little boogers.

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