Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed, and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo-clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)  The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "Midnight." He didn't seem ticked off at all.Whew! Got away with that one!Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,"Well, last night, our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said,  'Oh, ****' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

roflmao  You silly girl, you had me going there for a minute!!!!  You are so funny my sweet girlie!!  I hope you have a very Merry Christmas with your dahling hubby and family! May 2007 bring you happiness and good health!  I am so glad we became good friends, you are the bomb and I love you!!!  Don't forget to watch for your snail mail card, I will get them out soon~hee hee.    much love and hugs, Becky    thanks for the laugh

OMG!  How funny. LOLOLOL I'm glad to know that your DH has a great sense of humar, just like you! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family! Love you, Holly Berry

Hijack~Merry Christmas Holly!!   Hope yours is a happy one. We'll talk next week about doing the trip to see Alicia. There is one other person that wants to join us now too. Haven't talked to Cindy about it yet. I leave Jan.5 for my moms so I hope we can do it before that.  Talk to you soon.  Have a great Christmas sweetie!!!!   love and hugs, Becky

lol lol oh that was so good!!! Hope you have a great christmas!! Linda R

That was a hoot!! Janna B.

Ha Ha hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thank you for a good laugh.....I was in need.....desperately in need...... Have a great weekend Mindi

You are sooo funny and quick witted!!! You're lucky to have a hubby with a great sense of humor. LOL