How do you make soda flat, instantly??

How do you make soda flat, instantly?? Im sick of sugar-free juice ... and want some soda

Let the fizz out of a bottle of diet and keep de-fuzzing it until it's gone to the way you like it. I drink it with the bubbles, but.... I burp.

Im in a hotel room now, DYING...  LOL...  So, youre saying to open the bottle real slowly... and keep doing that?

Pour it over ice - you have ice?  Let it melt over the ice and sip away.

I think blowing bubbles into it is supposed to make it flat, but... UGH....flat soda?  You've gone this long w/o soda - why take your first sip of soda if you know it's not going to taste right?

i've heard that stirring soda with a metal spoon will make it flat--not being a soda drinker, i can't tell you if this actually works or not. but i'm curious.

It does work, just keep stiring w/a metal spoon.  I did it for my kids w'coke & ginger ale when they had tummy bugs.

Well I dont know, can I even have soda? Im like 2 and a half months out? Im scared to have anything that will make me sick. Ive been so good so far. But I want it ...as a treat, im sick of this sugar-free crap.

Well I did all of that, I shook it alittle and opened it slowly.... stirred it with a metal spoon and put alot of ice in it and its STILL SODA! LMao, but damn it tastes good...lol Of course Im burping like an old wino over here, but I dont even care

 Hey Get Away...Where you at? You don't never stay at home. LOL and one more thing let that be your last soda. I just heard we werent supposed to drink them, something about the carbonation can cause our pouch to stretch~sigh~ Well have fun, I am sure where ever you are you will.