Ok so instead of boobs disappearing, well, they have now shrunk and gone south too, but my ass is completely gone - deflated! Trying to find a pair of jeans that actually make me look like I have one is next to impossible!
So...I happened into a Plato's Closet. I've been shy about going here, well, because I'm 43 and this place is famously known as a teeny-bopper haven. But - they have nice clothing and tons of jeans so I thought I'd go in for a lookie.
Lo and behold I found a freaking pair of jeans that I LOOOOOVE! They are a juniors size 11...I'm a grown up size 8 or 10 depending. These are the low-waisted variety, which I've never even been able to wear before! Yes, you DO have to invest in new undies if you are going to wear these...I found out the hard way! If you have the straight up n down figure like I do, I highly suggest this brand. They are called Delia's. The kind I love are called Reese. Here's my pic! LOL my mom insisted on a rear end pic. Bless her heart - she's trying to show me off as much as I am!
Yes, I'm standing outside a restaurant. I can only imagine what the people inside were thinking. Oy!