WARNING: Poop Chronicles!
I warned you that it was poop talk.
Ok. Let me preface this by saying I love my boyfriend. I am a needy, whiny, baby and he coddles (read: enables) me to no end. With that said, I almost always want him to come check out my poops. The reasons vary from the fact that there is "oil slicks" in it, or that it is "albino" or that it is A LOT of it, I call this the fluffy poops. He does, though I would NEVER do the same for him, unless he didn't mind me vomiting too. Sucks, I know.
But anyway, my question is, it seems the further out I get, I get far less "oil slick" poop and waaay more fluffy ones, that appear to be GINORMOUS (which worries him). Why is it filled with so much air? It's like this brown whipped cream of sorts.
I wonder if my anatomy is changing, because I think I am eating the same things pretty much as far as fat content goes. I used to get super oil slicks with fried chicken and now I don't see it as much in my stool. I am waiting for this constiaption to set in as I have been taking (3) 27g "high potency iron" from walmart ****il my vitalady order arrives) along with a fiber and C. I poop way less than I did before, even when I was taking the chia seeds. Go figure. I honestly don't care how MUCH I poop (as in frequency), I just want it to be painless.
Has this been your experience? What's in your poop? LOL!!!!
Ok. Let me preface this by saying I love my boyfriend. I am a needy, whiny, baby and he coddles (read: enables) me to no end. With that said, I almost always want him to come check out my poops. The reasons vary from the fact that there is "oil slicks" in it, or that it is "albino" or that it is A LOT of it, I call this the fluffy poops. He does, though I would NEVER do the same for him, unless he didn't mind me vomiting too. Sucks, I know.
But anyway, my question is, it seems the further out I get, I get far less "oil slick" poop and waaay more fluffy ones, that appear to be GINORMOUS (which worries him). Why is it filled with so much air? It's like this brown whipped cream of sorts.
I wonder if my anatomy is changing, because I think I am eating the same things pretty much as far as fat content goes. I used to get super oil slicks with fried chicken and now I don't see it as much in my stool. I am waiting for this constiaption to set in as I have been taking (3) 27g "high potency iron" from walmart ****il my vitalady order arrives) along with a fiber and C. I poop way less than I did before, even when I was taking the chia seeds. Go figure. I honestly don't care how MUCH I poop (as in frequency), I just want it to be painless.
Has this been your experience? What's in your poop? LOL!!!!
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
Omg. I love it!! 
You are so free to be, Miss Elle! Hahahahaha! I have no words, since I'm just still on the cheese phase (tried a little soft egg and thinking that someone put a balloon in my throat), but I'm just writing to shake my pom poms at you and tell you that you and your man have some kinda serious love going on! 
You are so free to be, Miss Elle! Hahahahaha! I have no words, since I'm just still on the cheese phase (tried a little soft egg and thinking that someone put a balloon in my throat), but I'm just writing to shake my pom poms at you and tell you that you and your man have some kinda serious love going on! We Are A Fever. We Are A Fever. We ain't born typical. ~ The Kills
If you have any g-ddamn sense and want WLS, think about the DS.www.dsfacts.com
If you have any g-ddamn sense and want WLS, think about the DS.www.dsfacts.com
Yes, girl. Poor thing. This DS thing has really put him on his ass! I love him to peices for it too!
How are you doing thus far Sia? You starting to feel human again yet? Just think, soon, there is going to be a full day where you don't think about surgery 1 time! Granted, it was like 3 months out for me, but it happened!
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
We've got to meet, Miss Elle. People seeing us stand side by side on a sidewalk will part the cement like the Red Sea. For real. 
As for how I'm feeling and the surgery, I know this sounds nuts. It sounds nuts to me, but girl.. I haven't felt this good in years. 
I have energy like you wouldn't believe. I'm happier than two pigs making love in a pen full of sheet. . I don't have any issues right now, other than making sure I'm getting water and protein in. And you know that ***** can feel like you're on the grind. 
But other than that, I'm walking 45 minutes a day, broken over the day and early evening. I'm not napping. And I probably should. I'm just not tired. The energy level is through the roof. I'm still on cheese. Tried 1/2 tsp of pureed and chicken last night and said forget it. Tried 1/2 tsp of egg today with a little cheese and I'm thinking someone popped their airbag in my throat. 
But it's odd for having just been discharged on Monday at noon. Praise be to G-d, Girl. I'm just going to work this DS like a full time job. You know? 
As for how I'm feeling and the surgery, I know this sounds nuts. It sounds nuts to me, but girl.. I haven't felt this good in years. I have energy like you wouldn't believe. I'm happier than two pigs making love in a pen full of sheet. . I don't have any issues right now, other than making sure I'm getting water and protein in. And you know that ***** can feel like you're on the grind. But other than that, I'm walking 45 minutes a day, broken over the day and early evening. I'm not napping. And I probably should. I'm just not tired. The energy level is through the roof. I'm still on cheese. Tried 1/2 tsp of pureed and chicken last night and said forget it. Tried 1/2 tsp of egg today with a little cheese and I'm thinking someone popped their airbag in my throat. But it's odd for having just been discharged on Monday at noon. Praise be to G-d, Girl. I'm just going to work this DS like a full time job. You know? We Are A Fever. We Are A Fever. We ain't born typical. ~ The Kills
If you have any g-ddamn sense and want WLS, think about the DS.www.dsfacts.com
If you have any g-ddamn sense and want WLS, think about the DS.www.dsfacts.com
Damn, I felt the EXACT same way after surgery. I mean, in the hospital I was walking 10 laps every 2 to 3 hours. I wasn't tired, sleepy or anything. I was like, um, are you sure you gave me surgery?
I didn't have any food issues either though. It's crazy. I am glad you're rockin' that thang then, honey! Good for you.
Yes, more tall girls in the mix, please! LOL
You know I am always up for a flight outta town! Just ask Shani! ;)
I didn't have any food issues either though. It's crazy. I am glad you're rockin' that thang then, honey! Good for you.
Yes, more tall girls in the mix, please! LOL
You know I am always up for a flight outta town! Just ask Shani! ;)
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
Carb crazy sugar **** liquidy, light, stinky, poop piles
Normal eating- cat turds (that's what Piggy calls em) lots of formed lil poops...like hundreds of em LMAO
Remember to take iron- greenish/dark formed poop like pre-op
HA! That's my poop in a nutshell. Maybe you can do a poop diary and reflect on the past days eating? That would be fun!
Normal eating- cat turds (that's what Piggy calls em) lots of formed lil poops...like hundreds of em LMAO
Remember to take iron- greenish/dark formed poop like pre-op
HA! That's my poop in a nutshell. Maybe you can do a poop diary and reflect on the past days eating? That would be fun!
~Shani~
I've been pudgy, chubby, thick, and now fat........Imma give thin a go round!!!
SW-262, size 18W, 5'6"
CW-168 1/15/2010
GW-162
94 Lbs down...6 more to go...changed goal to see Onderland for a hot second!
Yeah, Red would love that.
I think I will make a photo journal!
He always freaks out on how much it is. I am like, dude I am 6 feet tall, it was a bunch in there, I guess!
So your poop stayed the same? Even when you eat greasy stuff? Now my gas is in a league of it's own, for sure!
I think I will make a photo journal!
He always freaks out on how much it is. I am like, dude I am 6 feet tall, it was a bunch in there, I guess!
So your poop stayed the same? Even when you eat greasy stuff? Now my gas is in a league of it's own, for sure!
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
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