OT - Warning to all women!
Got this email yesterday, had to share.
Warning to all women!
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen during the
night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's
thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these, and what happened to mine? I
spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry,
I resigned myself to living out my life in j eans.. And then the thieves
struck again.
My butt was next.
I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new
rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt
was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized
I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing
to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush This was really getting
scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could
they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell
the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body
parts -stolen from you and me!
The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was
it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX.
This is happening to women everywhere! EVERY night.!!
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying on my
back and they were gone! But when I jumped up, I was relieved to see
that they had just been hiding in my armpits. Now I keep them hidden in
my waistband.
All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press
on to your destination.
on to your destination.
Well they are in Canada now.
You know the mounties always get their man...........
Loved it tyvm
You know the mounties always get their man...........
Loved it tyvm
Ann
There's no night without stars.
Andre Norton
No matter how often I hear this one I laugh my bee hind off. 
I know they where here......I have the thighs, boobs and turkey neck to prove it. I should be gobbling with the neck that I have. As for the boobs...omg.....each day when I put on my bra I just say to them...alright girls, it's a new day so lets roll them up! I am so tired of tube socks.....and wrinkled ones at that! Personally I don't think that our thighs are suppose to be clustered around our knees either!
I hope they find these people and put them in jail and throw away the key!
I know they where here......I have the thighs, boobs and turkey neck to prove it. I should be gobbling with the neck that I have. As for the boobs...omg.....each day when I put on my bra I just say to them...alright girls, it's a new day so lets roll them up! I am so tired of tube socks.....and wrinkled ones at that! Personally I don't think that our thighs are suppose to be clustered around our knees either!I hope they find these people and put them in jail and throw away the key!
It's not what you gather, but what you scatter
that tells what kind of life you have lived.
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