this is funny
one of my dearest friends sent this to me
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Big'un, Duke, Slim, & Me went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him
up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the
blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
marylyn
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Big'un, Duke, Slim, & Me went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him
up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the
blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
marylyn
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