OT- a funny

Nancy B
on 5/16/09 7:46 am - Niagara-on-the-Lake, Canada

Pastor's Business Card
 
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.  
 
 
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
 
 
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis '
3:10".

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.  Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'  Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.' 

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Linda S.
on 5/16/09 8:03 am - PHOENIX, AZ
  







 WHAT WE FEAR,WE CREATE.                                                                                                


 

MillieJ
on 5/16/09 10:14 am
 now THAT  was funny  ! ! ! ! !

Millie
cutepuppy
on 5/16/09 4:23 pm - Manhattan Beach, CA
Well, I married the pastor, so I'm going to share this with him.  Thanks for the chuckle!!

Walking with you on this journey, Mary
"For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."


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