OT Facts for the older folks

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q:  Where can men over the age        of 60 find younger, sexy        women who are interested        in them?	A:  Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:  What can a man do while his        wife is going through        menopause?	A:  Keep busy.  If you're handy with       tools, you can finish the basement.       When you're done you'll have a       place to live.
Q:  Someone has told me that        menopause is mentioned in        the bible.  Is that true?        Where can it be found?	A:  Yes..  Matthew 14:92:        "And Mary rode Joseph's ass          all the way to   Egypt ."
Q:  How can you increase the        heart rate of your 60-plus        year old husband?	A:  Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:  How can you avoid that        terrible curse of the elderly        wrinkles?	A:  Take off your glasses.
Q:  Seriously!  What can I do for        these Crow's feet and all        those wrinkles on my face?	A:  Go braless.  It will usually pull        them out.
Q:  Why should 60-plus year old        people use valet parking?	A:  Valets don't forget where they        park your car.
Q:  Is it common for 60-plus year        olds to have problems with        short term memory storage?	A:  Storing memory is not a problem,        Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:  As people age, do they sleep        More soundly?	A:  Yes, but usually in the afternoon..
Q:  Where should 60-plus year        olds look for eye glasses?	A:  On their foreheads.
Q:  What is the most common        remark made by 60-plus        year olds when they enter        antique stores?	A:  "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

These are wonderful!  Thanks for the giggle!

Jeane

You're welcome.  Smiles take fewer muscles than frowns.

ty ty i needed a laugh

take care, jacki

Laughing is soo good for you.  Glad I could do it for you.

 These are just too too funny.  Especially the first one since I'm single and have met a few single men who want the younger women.

Thanks for the laugh....  Millie

I think we can all relate to at least one of these.  Mine was the last one about remembering the antiques!

:  What is the most common        remark made by 60-plus        year olds when they enter        antique stores?

A:  "Gosh, I remember these!"

This happend to me when I went thru the techonology exhibit at the Science and Industry museum in Chicargo. Only I was looking at a Transister A.M. radio and I was only 40 something.

It always amazes me when I read stuff about what our kids never knew.  Like black and white TV, transistors, 'records, 45's, 33 1/3, 78'  so many...

LOL.I was just buzzing around the site and found this.. This is so true. Good ones there.