new man in town.

Welcome Ben 
Everyone is right this is a nice place.    I don't post a lot   but do enjoy reading here .

Hey Ben, welcome to the OFF.  Great to see another guy here, hope you post often.  I have been gone for 5 days, as I have been on vacation.  Just got back less than one hour ago. 

I've been checking out the board and men are scarce.  I heard about this forum from one of the members.  I didn't get her name and we only talked in the lobby of our nutritionists but I think I've found her.  I was real disappointed to see in her post that she's a married lady, but I guess we can still be friends.  A good woman is hard to find. 
How did your vacation go?  I'm retired and work a little for the game and fish but that is like a vacation.  I spend most of my days fishing or watching people fish.  It's a dog's life but somebody has to do it. 

He's not talking about Lightswitch is he?  Is she from Arkansas?

Yes, I'm talking about her.  I found her and she's married.  Breaks my heart.  She has such a personality and is gorgeous.  I thought I had found my second soul mate but she's married.  Just my luck. Hopefully we can be friends.  Do you know her?

Barbara, He is talking about me. LOL.  I have an admirer.  LOL  He is a nice looking guy and such a sweet man, from what I saw.  I'm just saying.

Wow Jeanie.  He sure was complimentary to you.  Now you'll have to post a pic of yourself so we can all see how purdy you are. 

Well, I don't know about that, but since I had all that trouble with the freak, this old gal isn't putting her picture anywhere.  Jan has pictures of me and other than my short hair and thinner face, I look about the same. More wrinkles, more skin, and less fat. LOL.  He's a nice looking man; tall, blue eyed, all his teeth and hair, and he has dimples.  Can you beath that with a stick.  I'm attracted to those blue eyed men.  My dh has blue eyes and blond hair.  Well, it was blond before he turned gray.  LOL.  Maybe he'll hook up with one of you single gals.  I hope so; he seemed really sweet.  And don't think I'm not flattered, but I am happily married.

DARN!  We could have had a little soap opera going on here. 

Well lets see, what about Susan H on this board.  She's about your age Ben and nice looking.  I think she'd like to find a nice man. She posts here several times a week.  Keep an eye out for her. 

I am not looking to do an online thing.  I'm pretty conservative like that.  I just met her and she is so damn cute.  I tell you, everyone in the room had to talk to her.  I don't know if it's her personality or her smile but everyone in the room had to talk to her.  I found myself getting a little jealous.  She is married. I should have known.  She didn't lead me on or anything like that.  She was just so fun and funny and cute.  I won't lie that I came here hoping to find her and am disappointed that she is married.  All the good ones are married.