Want a laugh?

George T.
on 6/21/09 4:29 pm - Grand Prairie, TX

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!

An elderly woman calls the local newspaper office.

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, sh**, so that's why no one was at church today.."

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

Margo M.
on 6/21/09 6:52 pm - Elyria, OH

RNY on 03/26/04

oh that is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
- E. B. White

Linda S.
on 6/21/09 7:36 pm - PHOENIX, AZ

RNY on 11/09/06

LOL! That's too funny!!!!

WHAT WE FEAR,WE CREATE.

Marilyn C.
on 6/21/09 11:43 pm - Bullhead City, AZ

RNY on 03/15/04

Gotta Love it!! Too funny & how I needed that this morning!!
Thanks George!!

Marilyn C (Bearlady)

Eileen Briesch
on 6/22/09 12:32 am - Evansville, IN

RNY on 06/29/04

I've heard this one before, and actually have lived this one, because on a small paper there were people who called looking for their newspapers on Wednesday and Friday (when we published) on the wrong days too ... they'd call on Tuesday and Thursday or another day and we'd have to tell them the paper was published Wednesday and Friday, so they'd have to wait a day.

Or we had one person who would just call to ask what day it was. Very confused person!

Eileen Briesch

lap rny 6-29-04

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