Girlfriend's box of questions. Here we go!!!!
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When was your biggest fasion faux paux or wardrobe malfunction?
One Sunday afternoon (I actually think it could have been a Labor Day Weekend), I was wearing a cute spaghetti strapped sundress that I had bought on sale at Sears. This was during a very brief "thinnish' time of my life, I was about 25, I think.
Anyway, I needed to go to a department store to pay my bill, but decided to wander around to check out the holiday weekend sales. So....all through the women's section, upstairs to home goods, just poking around on the way to customer service office. Well, I'd been in the store for probably an hour when, for some reason I kind of brushed my hand behind me. Funny, where did that breeze come from? My dress was split from hem to top and my tidy whities were out there for the world to see. Wasn't it nice that no one stopped me and said "excuse me, but your ASS is hanging out"?
When I got to customer service I asked if there might be some safety pins or a needle/thread around the office, thinking that maybe some time an employee might need a quick repair. Nope, nada, nothing, ziltch. So, I gathered up the two sides of the tear and walked, head held high out of the store and back home to change clothes.
What about you?
When was your biggest fasion faux paux or wardrobe malfunction?
One Sunday afternoon (I actually think it could have been a Labor Day Weekend), I was wearing a cute spaghetti strapped sundress that I had bought on sale at Sears. This was during a very brief "thinnish' time of my life, I was about 25, I think.
Anyway, I needed to go to a department store to pay my bill, but decided to wander around to check out the holiday weekend sales. So....all through the women's section, upstairs to home goods, just poking around on the way to customer service office. Well, I'd been in the store for probably an hour when, for some reason I kind of brushed my hand behind me. Funny, where did that breeze come from? My dress was split from hem to top and my tidy whities were out there for the world to see. Wasn't it nice that no one stopped me and said "excuse me, but your ASS is hanging out"?
When I got to customer service I asked if there might be some safety pins or a needle/thread around the office, thinking that maybe some time an employee might need a quick repair. Nope, nada, nothing, ziltch. So, I gathered up the two sides of the tear and walked, head held high out of the store and back home to change clothes.
What about you?
Susan
It was the day of my niece's wedding and we were at the house for some "before" pictures. Several people were taking candid shots, with a few of the family standing posed on the lawn and arranged artfully on the stairs. I was included in several of these pictures.
It wasn't till the professional photographer took over that he mentioned that the skirt of my dress needed adjustment and I realized that when I had gone to the little girls' room I'd tucked most of the back of my dress into my pantyhose.
This was FAMILY, and no one seemed to notice, or at least didn't tell me.
Our family wasn't really tight, but maybe just one of them might have mentioned to me that my big old butt was prominently displayed.
Proof is in the pictures....
Next........
It wasn't till the professional photographer took over that he mentioned that the skirt of my dress needed adjustment and I realized that when I had gone to the little girls' room I'd tucked most of the back of my dress into my pantyhose.
This was FAMILY, and no one seemed to notice, or at least didn't tell me.
Our family wasn't really tight, but maybe just one of them might have mentioned to me that my big old butt was prominently displayed.
Proof is in the pictures....
Next........
I think we all probably have the same one if some form or another.
Mine was no tidee whitees... I was still a 'little' thing... and only had on pantyhose NO underpants... MANY years ago. I think pantyhose had just hit the scene. Newly divorced, cute little outfit, cotton white hair, HIGH heels, skirt tucked into my waistband. I thought I was HOT STUFF....
Or the time I wore the cutest wig into J.C. Penney's at Christmastime and slipped on the floor. My 'hair' became a lovely ornament for the store's tree. I left it there as I hurried out the store.
I can't think of any more.
Janet
Mine was no tidee whitees... I was still a 'little' thing... and only had on pantyhose NO underpants... MANY years ago. I think pantyhose had just hit the scene. Newly divorced, cute little outfit, cotton white hair, HIGH heels, skirt tucked into my waistband. I thought I was HOT STUFF....
Or the time I wore the cutest wig into J.C. Penney's at Christmastime and slipped on the floor. My 'hair' became a lovely ornament for the store's tree. I left it there as I hurried out the store.
I can't think of any more.
Janet
My worst was horrible. I was 13 and wearing yellow shorts. An older woman walked up to me and asked "Have you started your period yet?" I was SHOCKED- I nhardly knew that word- and said "No." She said "I think you have." I looked down- oh my gosh- yellow shorts with a HUGE bloody circle that would be imposasible for everyone to see.
Julia
Julia
My daughter's were flower girls in about 7 weddings one Summer. Always the same photographer so it didn't seem odd that he was snapping about one million photos of me putting them into the limo.
As I stood up, I felt a breeze on my other girls, looked down and yuppers, they were flopped out of my dress.
Hmmm .... I wonder what he did with those pictures?
As I stood up, I felt a breeze on my other girls, looked down and yuppers, they were flopped out of my dress.
Hmmm .... I wonder what he did with those pictures?
Annette 
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