Just a Funny..... I needed a laugh, maybe you do, too.
Adult Truths
1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
5. Was learning cursive really necessary?
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
8. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
9. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
10. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
11. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
12. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
13. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
14. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
15. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
I love it!!!
As for #5.... they no longer teach cursive in Denton ISD. I don't know if this applies to the whole state of Texas or not... and the only thing I can think of that this will effect is signing your name to a legal binding document... I guess we will all go back to making our X.....
As for #5.... they no longer teach cursive in Denton ISD. I don't know if this applies to the whole state of Texas or not... and the only thing I can think of that this will effect is signing your name to a legal binding document... I guess we will all go back to making our X.....
Life is tough, but my God is TOUGHER
"There is more to life than increasing its speed.? Gandhi
The Greatest Pleasure In Life Is Doing What People Say You Cannot Do....
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