OT: I Am A Freak. What's Your Fettish?

 I’m a Youtube Addict

One day, surfing the youtube-videos, I stumbled across this very jarring video of a man and woman about to embark on one explosive ride.  The wife, or something, was working his huge, red, heated area.  It was huge, and pulsating, and about to explode.  I watched for almost ten minutes as she squeezed and pulled and pushed and massaged until finally this thick white goo came spilling out of the tiny hole.  I thought I was going to jump for joy.

 

And, to make matters clearer, someone was moving the camera up close and I swear the heat from that thing was about to make me sick.  And, his wife.  Well, she was working it until I thought I was going to scream, please just squeeze it and get him out of his misery.   

 

I know.  You thought this was going to be porn.  Admit it.  You thought I was going to say, big, pulsating, red,_________.  Ha. Gotcha.  It doesn’t matter, what I found was just as disturbing.  This guy had a great big infected cyst and his friend was lancing it with a great big piecing needle.  She squeezed, and massaged, and finally after a lot of rubbing, the thing exploded.  And that got me hooked.  I cannot stop watching these youtube videos of large pimples, cysts, infected toes getting lanced.  I am a freak.  

Not sure what to say. The thought of either one is hard to take.
I guess I don't have a fettish, just trying to enjoy life.
Nan

Nan, that's the beauty of OT, you don't have to comment.  It was sort of meant as a joke kind of thing; however, I see that it didn't go over that way with you.  A fetish doesn't necessarily mean something that you are sexually or religiously attracted to.  Like, making jewelry, that's somewhat of a fetish.  It brings you pleasure and  you, probably, would watch a video on making jewelry.  So, while you may not enjoy puss popping, maybe you would enjoy watching a youtube of jewelry making.  The point was a joke, but more than anything else, it was a question about what it is that makes you want to watch either a train wreck or a rainbox.  That's all. 

Oh Jeannie, I know. I love to read your posts. You really make me think about things in a differant way than I am used to. I am so set in my ways it's like a kick in the a**.  it's good for me. Thank you, Nan

EWWWWW LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I guess it would be watching Jackass...those guys are idiots for the things they do!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW

There's a site that I stumbled on that was of people doing ordinary things and something goes wrong.  I laughed so hard.  The sad thing is that I felt bad for laughing when the guy trying to ramp his bike went headfirst into the lake.  But, they were so damn funny.  

People will think this is a horrible waste of time, but I LOVE reality shows, especially the Housewives.... I think it's the watching people make fools of themselves... now why is that interesting to me? Also, I like to try to figure people out...

I love reality tv.  I especially love the talent shows like so you think you can dance and american idol.  My favorite part is when they are getting the contestants and all those people *****ally think they can but cannot.  I like the fool part too.

I am kind of the opposite. I actually squirm iwth embarrassment for those poor fools who actually think they can sing or whatever. I guess I was raised in such a restrained environment that it is really hard for me to watch.

We jus****ched the movie "Duets" yesterday. It was about karaoke and other things. I did really enjoy it. The music was great and the changing of lives was interesting. I'd have to be so over the top drunk or drugged to ever get up in front of a crowd and risk making (a) a fool of myself or (b) finding out that perhaps I have a hidden talent! (Not likely!) I enjoy the talent shows once they get to the point where there is actually talent. I never could get through the medical reality shows. I spend half of my time with my eyes closed!

Ewwwwwww is about all I can think of to say...YUCK!!!

Hugs...connie d