First of many (hopefully) NSV!
I was in the kitchen grabbing something for lunch when my Husband comes in and gives me a hug. He starts groping around and feels my butt and says "There's something missing here" and I looked at him laughed and said "what? haha". So he looks me square in the face with a bit of a frown and says "well, your ass....its GONE! Well, I guess that's okay as long as you don't lose your boobs also!"
hahah had to share =0)
hahah had to share =0)