The Birds and Bees

 

Hello Friends!

As usual I wanted to share some ex-fatty fun with you all! I took my 14 year old and my cripple to the tattoo expo where we met up with local SF boy Friskey. Friskey was only there to see his beloved "Ruthless", this hot Asian tattooist.... I should have brought his ass a bib! He is still texting me today about her "cute cupcake apron" food, hot asian and tattoos.... He was in heaven! Handi-Jim swears he's not in on the Asian lovin but he seemed quite enthralled  as well..... Although he had my 14 year old daughter pointing out any chicks who had forgotten to get fully dressed before heading out for the expo. Even though most looked pretty janky he rather enjoyed the body parts on display. I will personally carry extra bras for the poor women who didnt seem to know that breasts that rest at the knee (like mine) require love and support via Bali or Maidenform. It was really a full on visual assault. I had bumble bees put on shoulders, no real meaning.... Just for fun... Thus is life right.... Not all planned and thought out, fun! Although my artist said "see, his stinger is broken so he's pissed cause he can't get to her, and she's just cute And amused" ....more fitting that I thought perhaps, eh Jim ....haha. Jim and Friskey waited till I was unable to escape my chair and stole my "spiced winter nuts" and ate them right in front of me while I scowled on in pain.... They then moved onto garlic fries .... Again... I had to watch in pain.... ********! But in the end fun was had by all.... And by fun I mean Jim and Friskey spent the day trying not to rub one out in public and I paraded my newly inked self past the Hells Angels booth as many times as I possibly could... Accidentally dropping things along the way.... Some how I left without a new husband, a motorcycle ride or any naughty bits pierced but I got to take the 3 idiots I arrived with home.... YAY me... (rolls eyes)

 

Always take the in the car pic.......


Me and my Alanna !!!


The Crippled
  **** that hurts......so good!

  Jimbo and Friskey Eating my Nuts.................  
Bees !
     
Me and Artist John Caleb from Goodfellas Tattoo !!!!
    Friskey trying to get a sniff of "Ruthless" from the TV Show LA Ink........
     

Nice new tat!  And it looks like your daughter is thrilled to be in that pic LOL.

Jim is still gigging around in that wheelchair?  Did you all kick him in the shins again or what?

No tat for Frisco??

hahaha :)

 I love your posts.  Y'all need your own tv show. :)

#1. Where's the pic of Ruthless sittin on my lap making out with me?
#2. Broken leg..... NOT stinger...as you well know! Lol!
#3. Yes you did have  those bikers drooling...... or maybe it was just the meth and beer?
#4. You are the only chick I know who has "nuts" that she carries in her bag..or should I say nut-sack?
#5. you know I don't discriminate when it comes to the ladies....I'm an equal opportunity guy!

Thanks for the fun day out baby!  Next time I'll get some ink too!   The bees turned out good!   You really were the "eye" candy of the expo!  You know you love your 3 idiots....especially your "handi-Jim!"

Jimbo writes:
Post Date: 3/26/12 4:56 pm 
#1. Where's the pic of Ruthless sittin on my lap making out with me?

Yah........ That happened..... right after your pain meds.......


I'm taking Ruthless to the Santa Monica Pier this weekend on my Harley....... Problem is....that happened in my head without meds !

And I'm not Hells Angel Bad Azz enough for Jen to be "Ridin *****" (not my term...biker term for passenger) on my scoot........

frisco

Frisco...you couldn't handle a woman like Ruthless....she would have you crying in your protein shake by morning!   IF you survived the night!  Ha ha ha!

 Hey girl...

Looks like you guys had a great time!!

Ox
Patty

 Love, love, love the bumplebee tats, great location too. So where's Jim's tats? Jim, guys with a tat or two is HOT so go get one and show it off to us.  Please? :)

Jen you look gorgeous as always and Frisco....Frisco looks like he always has a bag of tricks up his sleeve. 

Well Ro-Ro...........who said I don't have one?  Maybe it is in a place that I can't post on a public forum....hmmm?  Maybe you will see the "Jimbo show"  IRL some day!  Untill then......I'll keep you guessing!  Lol!

 hey! i remember seeing ruthless on LA ink!  cool!


Jeris