Goodbye Terrible Twos!!
Goodbye Terrible Twos. You have plagued me long enough. You were never welcome. I have kicked you out before, but you always managed to sneak back into my life. You threatened my military career right to the end. You made everyday tasks more difficult. You even threatened my very health and well being. I hate you.
You are forever banned from my life. I have crossed over the bridge to Onederland. I am burning that bridge behind me so you cannot follow. My journey is not at an end. I will move on until you are only a bad memory from the past that I can no longer see. It is my fervent wish that you will be cast off and shunned by many who follow behind me.
Bratty little pest! I too, am banishing them from my life. Welcome to Onederland, where the terrible twos can be put behind us -- but we must remain ever vigilant!
Part of their insipid evil ways is to sneak up on you, from behind usually, and climb up your back so they can whisper evil things in your ear -- "One bite won't hurt!' "You've been soooo goood, lately - reward yourself!" "You had one bite, you might as well have another!"
So, while we've said goodbye -- the terrible twos are not slinking quietly out the back door, shamed! They have been kicked to the back porch, where they are continuing to pound on the door! I'm currently considering adding additional locks and and buying earphones, so I can't hear them! LOL!
Best of luck as you continue your journey!
Starting weight: 260; Surgery Weight: 250; Month 1: -15.6; Month 2: -11.8; Month 3: -11.4; Month 4: -7.4 Month 5: -8.6; Month 6: -3; Month 7 -3.8; Month 8 -7; Month 9: stall; Month 10: -4.4; Month 11: - 2.6; Month 12:-3.4
