Cart before the horse-- anyone a size 16? or 14? or 12?

I'm already making plans for the many articles of professional clothing that I have and will soon no longer need.  If you are any of the above sizes and want some interim clothes, please let me know.  (You'll need to give me six weeks for the first set of 16s to roll out....)

All clothes are:

Banana Republic, Armani Collezioni, Boden, Ann Taylor, Halogen, White House/Black Market, and random Department store hodge podge.

Oh- Bonus if you're in the DC area so you can just closet shop, but I'll ship too...

Ooh how much do you want for them? I could definitely use some 14s and 12s.

I'm starting a new professional dress kind of job in a month and have never been this small before.  I'd love to have some of these things if they're available.  

I'll PM you directly.  I don't want any money for them, but I'll ask you to reimburse me shipping once you receive the clothing :)

I don't want to get a jump on anyone but if any of that falls through I would definitely pay for shipping and the clothes.