Atheist Devotional #242--Cloudy Saturday with a chance of RAPTURE!

(deactivated member)
on 5/19/11 7:31 am
*no money back guarantee if you get left behind. (Or if it's just another false alarm of course.)

Stephanie M.
on 5/20/11 1:49 am
This guy is genius!

 

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morcatt
on 5/19/11 7:52 am - IN

 This Saturday’s Rapture: What You Need To Know

http://wonkette.com/446152/this-saturdays-rapture-what-you-need-to-know

Take the time to read the comments some are laugh out loud funny.

Cathy

"Life is not about waiting for the
storms to pass...it's about learning
how to dance in the rain."  
LeaAnn
on 5/19/11 11:56 am - Huntsville, AL
Stella-Blue
on 5/19/11 10:27 am - Where the four winds blow me safely home, NY
I'm hoping to score a new laptop in the post raptue looting!

Start: 487 lbs (8/07) Lost 81 lbs pre op on South Beach. 406 lbs at surgery (6/08). 179 post op, by 2011. I  lost 308 lbs. Gained 98 while pregnant (2012-13) lost all but 25. My goal is to be 179 again!
   siggy1 photo b83557eb-1c5e-4e0a-90b7-89760c2e36e2.jpg   Two years after that.... photo 44fcb3ac-18c4-4dfd-bf38-d324f956cf75.jpg      photo c2781653-fea8-4141-8cac-f0889127d077.jpg  I could not be happier. 

LeaAnn
on 5/19/11 11:27 am - Huntsville, AL
I'm gonna get me a lfetime supply of Miracle Whip, I know that much!

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2nd_Chance_Chick
on 5/19/11 12:17 pm, edited 5/19/11 12:18 pm
I don't read this title but choose to comment on the title anyway.

I know you don't believe in God BUT ONLY GOD KNOWS WHEN HIS SON WILL APPEAR. THE BIBLE STATES THAT NO MAN WILL NO THE HOUR. ANGELS WILL SOUND THE HORNS AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE...ALL WILL HEAR IT.THE RAPTURE WILL TAKE ALL CHRISTIANS AND NOT THOSE THAT SAY THEY ARE CHRISTIANS AND DOING OTHER THINGS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BUT PERSONS WALKING 100 PERCENT WITH THE LORD,THEN THE 7 YEAR TOURMENT HERE ON EARTH,THEN CHRIST WILL ASK DO YOU BELIEVE IN ME NOW AND WE WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO ASK THE FATHER FOR HIS FORGIVENESS,THEN CHRIST WILL REIGN HERE ON EARTH FOR 1000 YEARS THEN PERMANENT TOURMENT IN HELL. THIS IS IN THE BIBLE FOR KING JAMES AND THE NIV VERSION.

 
       I know what i'm doing,I have it all planned-plans to give you the future you hope for.Jeremiah 29:11(The Message)
               
With God's Will, I was approved!




 

LeaAnn
on 5/20/11 12:12 am - Huntsville, AL
Again,

Yeh, all that stuff those people are talking is CAAAAAAAAAARRRAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEEEEE

(The above was typed in sarcastic font. Please do not miss the irony.)
MsBatt
on 5/23/11 12:46 pm
On May 19, 2011 at 7:17 PM Pacific Time, 2nd_Chance_Chick wrote:
I don't read this title but choose to comment on the title anyway.

I know you don't believe in God BUT ONLY GOD KNOWS WHEN HIS SON WILL APPEAR. THE BIBLE STATES THAT NO MAN WILL NO THE HOUR. ANGELS WILL SOUND THE HORNS AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE...ALL WILL HEAR IT.THE RAPTURE WILL TAKE ALL CHRISTIANS AND NOT THOSE THAT SAY THEY ARE CHRISTIANS AND DOING OTHER THINGS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BUT PERSONS WALKING 100 PERCENT WITH THE LORD,THEN THE 7 YEAR TOURMENT HERE ON EARTH,THEN CHRIST WILL ASK DO YOU BELIEVE IN ME NOW AND WE WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO ASK THE FATHER FOR HIS FORGIVENESS,THEN CHRIST WILL REIGN HERE ON EARTH FOR 1000 YEARS THEN PERMANENT TOURMENT IN HELL. THIS IS IN THE BIBLE FOR KING JAMES AND THE NIV VERSION.
Can yoou tell me book, chapter, and verse WHERE it says this in the King James version of the bible? I'd really like to read it for myself.
MsBatt
on 5/19/11 3:32 pm
I'm ging to a plant swap Saturday AM, and I just might pick up some stray dogs on the way home **** God if He don't like it.

Post-Rapture party at my house Saturday Night!!! Bring alcohol, drugs, and MEAT.
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