Why donuts are bad for you - OT

My dad decides on the way to work, that he needs a donut.  He pulls into the donut store, gets out of the truck, goes in and proceeds to buy a donut.  He walks back outside to find that his truck was stolen.  All because of a donut.  Moral of the story, donuts can make you lose weight by having your truck stolen and having to fork over alot of cash to buy a new truck.....

Luckily his truck was an old POS and he had been talking about buying a new one for a few years....just waiting on this one to kick the bucket.....which would have been soon....the thief didn't get away with much lol....

That sucks!! 

Oh no!  Maybe he "hired" someone to take that truck while he conviently went in to get a donut.  Jk Jk.  Donuts are evil little things though aren't they and I recently learned so are pretzel dogs.  Sounds good, but loaded with nothing but junk and carbs up the wazoo.

He's not that smart lol....or maybe he's that dumb since the truck only had liability lol....luckily like I say it was such a piece of junk that he's laughing about it too...maybe he will learn to lock doors and take his keys with him....

I guess I should mention he left the keys in the truck....he's one of those that thinks nothing will ever happen....then goes and gets donuts in the bad part of town....smart man...smart man lol

LOL...quite the story of an expensive donut...depends where he lives but in any case, the joke is probably on the thief!...our son has lived in Iowa for a few years and never locks his truck & does leave the keys in it...came here to Cali for a work seminar ...left the keys in the rental car, for about 20 mins until remembered where he was! Went right back out to get those keys!!!  Viv 

yeah, bet nobody ever got their truck stolen while they were in the health food store buying tofu!  Diane

DAD- Hey jason, remember that time I traded my truck for a donut?

JASON- Yea dad, good trade......good trade.