The boob song!

chelleyj
on 4/22/11 9:40 pm - Duncanville, TX
 Reading different women's post, it seems we all have the same issue, sad, sagging oragami boobs!  Well, there is a song, when my kids were little, that Barney sang that I think is appropriate in this situation.

Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Thank God for GREAT bras!!

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Ulysses
on 4/22/11 10:40 pm

 

And here is one for the menfolk on OH
Ben Stiller in Dodgball:
The "Milkshake" song

youtu.be/q0YOcE9KSIo



VSG Surgery on April 26th, 2011
"Get busy living…or get busy dying. That's goddamn right." ~ Red, The Shawshank Redemption   

        
gymmom33
on 4/22/11 11:37 pm - Edgewood, WA
 Thats funny!!
        
  
  HW 367 Start of liquid diet 342  SW 325  CW 199 GW 160
    Diane
momof2drummerboys
on 4/22/11 10:42 pm

I am cracking up. That is the perfect song. I am was so shocked when I woke up one morning and they had fallen to the floor. It was a scary thing. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

Working at this everyday, Wishing for great days, and Praying for the best,
        
phred
on 4/22/11 10:48 pm - CO
To all less-endowed gals I'd advise:
It's no use to obsess about size.
Yes, your A-cups can please.
You don't need double-Ds!
Lord above, you're as bad as us guys!

  If it feels good, do it!  And if it smells good, eat it!

PBJ
on 4/22/11 11:12 pm
That is so funny!!..and so true!  I have never had such sagging boobs!  I really want to get them lifted someday...but until then I agree, thank god for great bras!

Patty
My weight loss journey                                                    
gymmom33
on 4/22/11 11:39 pm - Edgewood, WA
 Very true!! Mine are still sagging!! I really need to find a good bra but dont want to spend too much since Im still losing!! Any suggestions???
        
  
  HW 367 Start of liquid diet 342  SW 325  CW 199 GW 160
    Diane
cattywompos
on 4/22/11 11:44 pm
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes!! :)
 HW-304 / SW- 286 / CW-198.25 / GW-170
    
SpiceyMom
on 4/23/11 12:15 am
VSG on 04/28/11 with
Ha! Now I'll have that song in my head all day! I'm not there yet, but...
Mom to 8, looking forward to a healthy future!         
Janelle L.
on 4/23/11 12:28 am - Lakeland, FL
That song was on my sisters birthday card this year! Too funny!!
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