Oooh Holy Craaaappp

Apr 25, 2009

So, for those of you who are not familiar with Jefa-fa-fa Dun-HAM (dot COOOOMMMM). He is a ventriloquist comedian. He has a puppet. Achmed the dead terrorist. During the Christmas Special, he sings (to the tune of O Holy Night) Ooooh Holy Craaapppp I think I blew my Fooooot Offf. Thats kinda where I am at right now.

I am all set, preops are done. Went well, Save we forgot a test, and had to go ALL THE WAY BACK INTO BOSTON to get it done. Yay! Thats my idea of a really effin good time. I am now intimately familiar with the T. On a more positive note, the entire staff at the WWC knows who me and my aunt are.  

Then Aunt Ann had a scare. Tania called Thursday. She said there was a problem with her cardiac testing. GREAT! I slept well Thursday night. So did Aunt Ann .....turns out it was just a technical problem. They got all the tests from her cardiologist, but not the letter releasing her for surgery. Well, Aunt Ann had that re-faxed over. But in the mean time, Tania talked to our MD, Dr Stiles, and asked her to clear Aunt Ann for surgery, since they had all the test results. Dr Stiles did. Tania and the rest of the staff at the WWC (used to be OCC) are amazing. They do go the extra mile for you........ *steps off soap box*

Now back to reality.....

I am scared. In 48 hours this will all be done. But I am a worrier. I am trying to stay away from any websites that will scare the hell out of me. My house is clean. And its about to get cleaner.....I worked my ass off at the gym today, and I know that I could do another three hours.....I am like a kid with A-D-D on crack....kinda like Peanut at the aforementioned Christmas Special....Damn...I need to watch that now...... I am fidgitey, I am nervous, I am not sleeping well. Well....when I sleep, its like a rock. But getting up every hour sucks ass. Let me tell you, that anesthesiologist is already my BEST FRIEND!

*whew*

The next time I write could be in 12 hours....or after surgery....who knows?

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