JIMBO is a FAILURE! Pics to prove it!!!!

I have recently turned poor Jim into my shopping, gossiping, appetizer eating GBFF… (Gay Best Friend Forever) Now I realize technically speaking, he's not "gay" but he does sport some awesomely pink shirts and little fancy hats… so its not a real stretch, right? I kid I kid… no mean anti-gay comments friends… I have a baby with a gay man. No really I do, so Im obviously pretty ******g open (and no that was not a vag joke!) Because Jim is not "really" gay.. he is the perfect shopping partner. He will be pretty honest about how **** looks and he's willing to sit outside the fitting room forever.. just to tell me which jeans look good on my ass! I have learned… if they are super ******g tight… that means they look great, if I can breathe… um they look horrible. If the shirt is flowy and lose… Jim says its a no go. Again, if I cant breathe, its super hot. On the upside, when we take my 2 year old Max along he doesn't seem the least bit freaked out that I let him pick glitter lip gloss as his "toy" and paint himself with it all the way home. Whereas the cashier seemed very shocked I would let him choose a "girl" item. Even as she saw how excited little Maxie was, she seemed to be confused as to why he would want glitter gloss. Who doesn't want ******g glitter gloss ***** get over yourself! So I was looking for an outfit.. Jim needed a new hat. I always think of our lil Jimbo as a stylish man… well this time the old coot crossed the line, this hat my friends is an abomination! Here you go… a pic of my very normal outfit, and jeans that passed the Jim test… and Jims hat that did not pass the Jen test...

Jenn... You look hot and Jumbo...well.. I have no comment on that hat!  :)

Oops!!!  JIMBO, JIMBO not Jumbo...geesh!

 Hahahaah ******g auto correct! It does that to me with his name too! ahahaha

Ummm....don't think i qualify as "jumbo" any more! lol!

I happen to love the hat...it takes a man with major cajones to pull this look off! You rock that hat Jimbo!!!

LOVE the outfit - rockin that!  The hat - um well takes a strong man to carry that off and still make it work, which you do!   As for that ol crone and the glitter gloss - she needs to pull up her granny panties and suck it up and move the **** on!

 Must say, I posted on the main forum. Cause who doesn't love a fun post… removed quickly! I forget they don't know me there… and are much more serious in their posting… FML...

Well maybe they NEED to get to know you. They're probably the same people who would freak at the glitter gloss. I think it's cute and everyone needs a little sparkle!

Great outfit Jenn.....and Jimbo's hat....stunning.