AHHHH--it's the weird guy!! He's B-A-A-A-A-CK!!  "something or other baptist"

sigh

That's SAVED Baptist, you Jezabelle!



Knowing he is back totally made my day!  
Now  go eat a small can of  beef "ravilio", read the King James version of the bible, and thank our precious Lord and Savior for Medicaid and free vitamins.  

I know--it's been FAR too kind and polite and full of sparkly rainbows around here.

I can't do the raviolios, but I'll gnosh on a handful of corn tortillas and salsa!

I'm afraid I can't do the reading you've recommended; I stopped
reading fiction YEARS ago.

And I'll buy my own vitamins, thank you very much!!

 No.  Eating pancakes or waffles will make you die.  End of story.

Sorry.

Nuh uh, not if the pancakes or waffles are washed in the blood of Jesus first.  
They only make you consterpated.
(My apologies to anyone who isn't familiar with savedbaptist's writing style)

 Or if you're immune.  Cause I eat waffles all the damn time.  Damn Atheists who can ****

Oh bull****

I was going to post that picture you ***** !