What is your family like?

Math is fun!! 

Edited: Oops, meant to reply to another post... will fix it!

Married 25 years to a great man. He knocked me up real good and then we got married at the courthouse when I was 3 months pregnant. I wore a black dress. My aunt, who used to be a "hostess" at a hotel (but lemme tell ya, a LOTTA men knew her everywhere we went... no judgment) sat and "whispered" about how shameful it was that I wore a BLACK dress to my own wedding. It was all I could hear... her stage whispers about, "My GOD. She's wearing a BLACK dress! WHY is she wearing that black dress?! Who told her that was okay?" I was pregnant. To wear white would be a damn filthy lie. 

My dad had a shotgun and stood guard at the entrance to the courtroom. I don't think he actually had the shotgun loaded. Or even if he did, he probably wouldn't  have used it if my groom had tried to run. Luckily, my groom knew I put out, so he stuck around. 

Six months later, our son showed up. He's a great kid. Takes after my husband. 

We have had a ****load of cats over the years. And some fish, but I always worry about the fish dying, so I don't have any now. Who needs that kind of trouble? Not me. 

Oh, and my husband and I thought we were married only 24 years this past anniversary, but then our kid informed us otherwise. I told him in Jerry Springer-style, "I brought you into this world, I can take you out."  No one talks back to me and gets away with it, dammit. 

Prof Sonja, I do put out. Ask anyone! 

Glad I came back to read this !!!!

Married almost 10 years - 2nd husband.

He has 2 kids - 23 and 21.  The 21 yo has 2 kids so they're the only 2 grandkids we have at the moment.

I have 2 kids - 19 (soldier at Ft. Hood), 16 (sophomore in HS)

We had 1 together - 5

13 chickens, 1 rooster, 2 cats, 1 puppy, 4 fish.  

Thank you!  I'm sure that was very rewarding as well as very challenging.  That shooting last week was so scary and so heartbreaking for all involved.